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50 Shades Of Grey Porno Flick One Step Closer To Reality! E.L. James Picked A Screenwriter!

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E.L. James can sleep soundly tonight!! Or as soundly as one could ever sleep atop bricks of gold bars, LOLz!!

50 Shades of Grey found a screenwriter!! Her name is Kelly Marcel!

Is Kelly the mastermind behind 9 1/2 Weeks?? Does she have experience writing Penthouse Letters?

Nope!

She wrote the upcoming nuanced Disney flick Saving Mr. Banks, starring Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, and Emma Thompson!

Whoa! Talk about putting lipstick on a pit bull!

That's like bringing French artist Edgar Degas to a dive bar and commissioning him to draw eXXXotic stick figures on the door of the bathroom stall!

Don't class up our favorite piece of smut-fiction too much, Mizz Marcel!! The people would storm the gates of your castle if you didn't give them copious amounts of ball-gags and anal beads!

Universal Pictures, E.L., and producer Mike De Luca picked her for a reason, though, and they aren't worried. Mike praised her in a recent statement:

“Kelly’s work demonstrates her flawless structural technique and passionate commitment to emotion, humor and depth of character.”

Speaking of taking Ana Steele deep, can we has cheezburger Matt Bomer as Christian Grey now??!!

[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]

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Has Emma Watson Been Cast As Anastasia Steele In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

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Could it be?!

Could our beloved Hermione Granger really be entering the Red Room of Pain?!

Not so fast…

Reports have been rapidly circulating that out of the many potential women vying for the role of Anastasia Steele in the upcoming film adaptation of kinky Twilight fanfiction 50 Shades of Grey, Emma Watson has emerged as the top contender, as producers Mike De Luca and Dana Brunetti felt the Harry Potter actress was not only talented, but also innocent-looking enough to fit the bill!

However, the two quickly took to Twitter today to deny ANY casting whatsover!

Brunetti writes:

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50 Shades Of Grey Nails Producers In Place!

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Everyone's favorite erotic novel/soon-to-be silver screen flick has FINALLY signed on two producers!

The best-selling book has been creating quite a stir amongst housewives and, well…everyone pretty much, including Universal Pictures, who won the bidding war!

The studio, which usually chooses their films' producers, actually let 50 Shades Of Grey author E.L. James handpick them this time around!

Producers Mike De Luca and Dana Brunetti won the rights to the project, beating out a TON of Hollywood industry heavyweights!

E.L. held several meetings in her Red Room of Pain with producers, to see just which ones tickled her fancy she liked the best, until finally settling on the two guys!

Universal Pictures co-chairman Donna Langley stated:

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