This is so ridiculous we wish it weren't real…
Jacksonville Jaguars linebacker Dan Skuta was arrested last week in Orlando after allegedly shoving a woman in the face, sending her head into a glass window.
Turns out it's because she refused to give him her phone number!
The NFL star was arrested by cops in the Florida city around 2:00 a.m. on June 19, and charged with misdemeanor battery at the time, only to have the police report and mugshot (above) finally be revealed today.
The victim is now claiming that things got physical only after she turned down the linebacker's advances, refusing to give him her phone number — and for the trouble, she was assaulted by the 6'3", 250-lb. man.
The police report describes it: