There's a serious epidemic in Hollywood, guys!
We're calling it acute long-pantsitis, and it can have very real adverse effects on people, particularly tripping and falling in an elaborately comical fashion.
It hasn't happened to anyone yet, thank goodness. But we worry.
Drew Barrymore in Stella McCartney at the premiere of Miss You Already and Gwyneth Paltrow in Monique Lhuillier at the Broad Museum black-tie dinner were both spotted suffering from the condition on Thursday in London and LA, respectively.
Both women wore pants with hems that swept the ground as they walked — imagine if they accidentally stepped in a puddle or something!
What if they had to make a quick getaway during a zombie outbreak???
They'd be — gasp! — fashion victims!
Would YOU wear pants this dangerously long, Perezcious readers???