Where in the world is
Carmen San Diego filthy, lying prostitute Irma Nici?
That's what David Beckham would like to know and he has handed his legal team a blank check to find out! The hooker in question gave an interview to In Touch, claiming that she got busy with Becks for $$$. David, with his wife Victoria Beckham dutifully by his side, denies the claims adamantly and is taking every measure to ensure that his name is cleared.
So, once his league of lawyers finds the ho, he's then going to slap her with a lawsuit so massive, her tittays will bust! Becks wants the bitch to pay up big time, suing her for almost $8 million in damages.
Geez, if that is how much he wants from the hooker, imagine what he'll want from the magazine?! Start lawyering up now, ITW?!
Pals of Becks say that he is completely disgusted with this tramp and is seeing to it that everything can be done to find her, as she has retreated into hiding, so that she can answer for her slanderous crimes.
Proactive! Maybe he really is innocent! We sure want to believe its such!
[Image via WENN.]
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