Donald Trump Tries To Hide The Lack Of A-Listers At His Inauguration By Promising 'Soft Sensuality' Instead — And Twitter Can't Stop Laughing!
After a desperate and failed search for a celeb performer, the racist Republican's team even began pretending he never actually wanted a star-studded bash!
As if that wasn't transparent enough, inauguration planner Tom Barrack's word choice while addressing pool reporters on Tuesday didn't help the situation.
"So what we've done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It's a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that's a coronation. That's the way this president-elect wanted it."
Translation: No one wanted to throw Donald Trump a big party, so now he's trying to convince everyone he never wanted one in the first place.
Also, what the f*ck does he mean by "soft sensuality"?! It's a swearing in ceremony. It's literally the day the 70-year-old becomes President of the United States.
What on earth is SENSUAL about that?!
Well, we aren't the only ones confused by the inneresting description! The Twitterverse had a f*cking field day!
Ch-ch-check out some of the best reactions (below)!