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Guess Who's Getting All Fast And Furious?!

Filed under: Film FlickersVin Diesel

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Well, this mess of a movie just got that much more ridiculous.

We announced a few months back that there was a fifth Fast and Furious movie in the works. It's called Fast 5 in real life, but we prefer 5 Fast 5 Furious!

Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have reportedly already signed on, and today there's news of a newbie joining their ranks: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

LOLz!

Not that we're going to see this garbage, but don't you think he and Vinny are going to be a little difficult to tell apart with all of the .3 second cuts, muscles, and explosions? Not that these guys have ever been masters at writing comprehensible stories, but GEESH.

How are we supposed to distinguish the characters now? We were relying on physical appearance to do that!

Whatevs, we will still applaud The Rock for signing on! He obviously knows how much effing money these movies make!

He'll be able to buy the deluxe-sized jacuzzi now! Congrats, bb!

[Image via WENN.]

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