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Ellen DeGeneres Celebrates 10 Years On Air With Heartwarming Message To Fans!

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HOW THE F*CK HAS IT BEEN 10 YEARS???

It's hard to believe, but it's true! Tuesday marked Ellen DeGeneres's 10th anniversary on air!

To celebrate the momentous occasion, Ellen gave an extra special heartwarming, happy, fuzzy opening monologue. Don't worry, it's still funny! :)

Press PLAY (above) to hear her adorable message to fans!

Congrats Ellen! We hope to see you dancing, chatting with celebs and wearing blazers with hoodies for many, many years to come!

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Hurricane Sandy Didn't Stop David Letterman Either! Watch Dave's Opening Monologue From The Late Show!

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Much like Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Hurricane Sandy ensured that an audience wouldn't be available for last night's broadcast of Late Show with David Letterman. Still, the show must could go on, and indeed it did, even without a single soul to entertain in the studio.

Instead of running through his opening monologue, however, he simply sat at his desk and told Paul Shaffer what his jokes would have been had there been people to laugh at them.

A different approach from Fallon, but still amusing.

Either way, anyone watching late-night television broadcast from the Big Apple on Monday night realized the awesome power of a live audience.

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Olivia Wilde Says Sex Comments Were Taken Out Of Context

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Olivia Wilde talked very candidly about her past and present sex life during the These Girls monologues in NYC on Monday, but she wants everyone to know that she and Jason Sudeikis do not have the stamina of "Kenyan marathon runners."

Or at least, that's what we think she's saying.

Following the media attention she received for her seksi comments at the event, the actress tweeted:

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Does Magic Mike Striptease On SNL! WATCH HERE!!!

OH.EM.GEEEEE!!!

Our wildest dreams just came true!!!

In what appears to be Joseph Gordon-Levitt's unofficial audition for Magic Mike 2, in the video (above), he does an AMAZING striptease during his opening monologue from last night's SNL.

Get this boy a role in Magic Mike 2 pronto! With moves like that, we are just salivating!!! Look at the way he works that floor…and those hips!!

And our second favorite part of the vid besides JGL's hot abs of course? Bobby Moynihan's vest-under-the-vest action. HIGHlarious!!!! WATCH WATCH WATCH (ABOVE)!!!

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Neil Patrick Harris Recaps ALL Of How I Met Your Mother In Under 60 Seconds!!

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EXCUSE US.

How awesome is this??

Have you been missing out on How I Met Your Mother? Don't worry, you can catch up on the entire show in under sixty seconds!

No joke!

Neil Patrick Harris totally kills this monologue from the show itself, recapping it's past million seasons!

We wonder if he'll do it again at the end of the series… We'll just have to wait to find out!

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Jay Leno Burns Network About Layoffs During Monologue

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Don't let his cuddly exterior fool ya!

Mess with Jay Leno, and you will feel his WRATH!

The Tonight Show talk show host was on a roll during his opening monologue where, right off the bat, he called out Comcast for laying off staff members even though the show is absolutely a cash cow for the network.

Watch (above) the HIGHlarious zingers for yourself!!!

Loyalty: the things it will make you do and say.

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Check Out Russell Brand's Opening Monologue From The 2012 MTV Movie Awards HERE!

Just what we expected…

Russell Brand returned to his MTV hosting mantle as he MC'd the 2012 MTV Movie Awards.

While the crowd enjoyed a few chuckles, Russell touched on the predictable.

He did get one thing HIGHlariously right, however:

"TWILIGHT! HUNGER GAMES! THESE WORDS GENERATE GOOD WILL!"

Check out his opening monologue for yourself (above)!

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