You know what? We actually have no idea what we're saying! Maybe Rihanna can help, and oh no, never mind, she's some kind of monster alien thing!
It's all part of the crazy fake movie trailer made just for the upcoming REAL movie Annie!
See, in the film Ashton and Mila play movie stars Simon Goodspeed and Andrea Alvin, and this is just the latest terrible movie they're starring in!
We're going to be honest, we KINDA want to watch this movie for realz now! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the epicly hilarious trailer for MoonQuake Lake!