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The Timberpussy Claims He Is Selective About Movie Roles!

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Oh, this is just an effing gem!

The Timberpussy recently revealed that he's extremely selective about the film roles that he takes!

Because, you know, he's a serious actor now.

He explains:

"I've always admired the art of acting, and it's no secret that I was trained as a very young kid on a television show [The Mickey Mouse Club] with other extremely talented actors and singers. On top of that, I'm also extremely aware of the perception of me as an artist. I think that's why I made the choices that I made for myself. That's why I chose the smaller films that I've done. I thought that I'd rather have the experience of the process from people who are really respected and admired, and characters that I can really dive into, rather than cash in, so to speak. I'm not really interested in that."

All we have to say about that is: Yogi Bear.

YOGI BEAR, Justin!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Raising Sextuplets Douchebag Claims He's Not A Criminal - Because He Has A Job!

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What a disgusting piece of work this guy is.

Raising Sextuplets' Bryan Masche, who was arrested on charges of threatening domestic violence against his wife Jenny, is now speaking out to the press about his despicable behavior, and has the nerve to claim he's innocent!

He says:

“I’m not a criminal. Look at my record - I was in the United States Air Force for eight years before working in pharmaceuticals. Now, I’m running my own finance company. At the moment I don’t want to comment further on this incident.”

Oh, so because you have a career it means you're incapable of breaking the law?

Or it somehow makes it okay to threaten the wife of your SIX children?

Somebody lock this STOOPID fuck up before he traumatizes his family anymore!

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What Harm Could One Line Of Coke Do?

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsLegal Matters

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Sources are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is moron.

As we all well know, on Friday Lilo will be in court AGAIN to answer to the judge about failing her most recent drug test. An insider close to Lindsanity isn't very surprised by the news, as they explain that LiLo never took her rehab visit very seriously, hopped right back into the party scene right after her release and told friends that she was surprised that a line of coke would show up on her drug test!

What? Is she serioualy this stupid? What the hell goes on in her cracked out brain?!

The insider, who claims to be close enough to Lindsay to have visited her while in rehab, explains that LiLo is a mastermind of "self-sabotage," but now that everything has caught up to her, she is "scared out of her mind." The insider reveals:

"She says she has regrets this time [about doing drugs while on probation]. I was shocked she actually said she did have regrets, but she’s finally met her match this time with the court system, because she’s not in control of the situation. She’s being treated like anyone else. I’m sure the judge will be hard on her.”

The insider goes to to say that they were there the night Lindsay snorted her comeback away, revealing:

“She lives in this fantasy land, where she thinks, ‘A line of coke won’t show up in my system,’ She has this sense of entitlement that rules don’t apply. I just don’t get it. It’s sad, more than anything else. She didn’t have to get high that night [that prompted the first failed drug test]. No one shoved coke up her nose. Anything could have been less worse than coke; even weed or taking a shot [of alcohol]. She had the world at her fingertips. It breaks my heart. When she went to jail, everyone was sort of hoping that was going to be it.”

Wow! What the hell, Lindsay? Did you really not pay any attention in rehab?! Don't you want something better for yourself?! Don't you want the comeback at all???

This is just sad. And what's worse is we don't very see good things to come for her now, regardless if she goes to jail or not. (And she will)

So whatever is going to kick her back into fighting form and off the drugs, someone better figure it out and quick!

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Kid Cudi Is An Idiot

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Kid Cudi spilled his idiotic guts to Complex magazine, and we've gotta say…we are NOT impressed.

Here are some excerpts from the interview, which should give you the gist of why he's a Kid CudIDIOT:

Everybody think they Hov. Niggas ain't got the magic like they think they do; there's only a couple of wizards in this game. I'm a wizard and I know it.

Sounds like the makings of another Bed Intruder Song! More from CudIDIOT on his cocaine usage:

I never thought it was a problem, but I was definitely high-fiving death a couple of times.

That's right, Cudi. It's only a problem if you ACTUALLY die. Almost dying is fine.

Here's CudIDIOT on Perez:

Even Perez Hilton said some shit about me. He might be a good person and have a good heart, but he does a lot of fuckhead shit. Who are you to talk about people? That's not cool. That's why the world is so fucked up, because of hate. And he's gay? I just don't get that. The gay people I know are about peace and love and coming together. That shit doesn't register with me. He's a chump and a coward, and it's fucked up because I met dude so many times and he had nothing but love to show me. Then when that shit happened with Lady Gaga kicking me off her tour, he had to run his mouth and judge me on that shit.

We'd recommend Cudi look up the word "nonsensical" in the dictionary, but we'd probably first have to explain the concept of a dictionary to him, which wouldn't be worth our time.

Check out the full interview here, and let us know if U can think of any words other than "nonsensical," "idiot", or "moron" to describe the man kid.

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The Real Heidi Doll Claims That Her FrankenTittays Are Crushing Her!

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Just like the skin on your over-sized tittays, our sympathy only stretches so thin, bb!

The Real Heidi Doll finally realized what a complete monstrosity she has made herself, and is bitching every chance she can get about how much she regrets her ridiculous ELECTIVE plastic surgery procedures.

She says:

"My boobs are crushing me. They are totally too big and it's impossible to work out - they get in the way when I try to exercise. I have to wear two sports bras to run! It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it's in, I can't get up close or kiss them. Of they were to hit my nose I wouldn't be able to get it fixed again! I have to be really careful. I feel like a porcelain doll. I see so many things that I want to wear and can't I definitely didn't think about that part when I signed up for the surgery."

How tragic and devastating!

Except for the tiny little reality THAT SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF!

Whatevs. Soon she'll have them reduced and can whine about how painful the recovery is and blah blah blah!

We just think it's so tragic that she's willing to put her body through so much just for press.

Sad.

Thoughts??

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