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Big Brother Contestant Pleads Guilty To Drug Charges, Facing Serious Jail Time!

Filed under: DrugsLegal MattersBusted!Reality TV

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Good! This douchebag SHOULD be locked up!

Big Brother contestant Adam Jasinski has pled guilty to some serious drug charges, as well as for failing to file a tax return on the half a million dollars he won while participating in the reality series!

He was originally arrested a year ago for attempting to sell 2,000 oxycodone pills. He then pled not guilty.

Moron! Deplorable!

If convicted, he faces 20 years behind bars and a $1 million fine! He's currently in jail awaiting sentencing.

So pathetic! We have no idea what the eff some people are thinking!

What do U think?? Should Jasinski get jail time??

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50 Cent Is Full of Shit Says His Twitter Remark Wasn't Anti-Gay

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Don't try to tell us your idiotic Twitter comment wasn't anti-gay, 50 Cent. We can't express enough how absurd it is that you would try to say that.

Here's the tweet that apparently is totally gay-friendly:

"If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol."

Really nice, idiot.

Here's what 50 Cent said, over a series of tweets, in an effort to go back on what he said yesterday:

The other night I made a joke about a blow job. My male followers enjoyed it. So I then went on to joke about women receiving the same. Some how they turned a simple joke about oral sex into a anti gay statement. I have nothing against people who choose an alternative lifestyle in fact i've publicly stated my mom loved women. Its funny how people think negative statements are news worthy but positive statements are not worthy of coverage. Access hollywood forgot to put laughing out loud lol that was at the end of that statement.

Bad joke. Not funny AT ALL.

U R completely full of shit, moron.

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The Timberpussy Claims He Is Selective About Movie Roles!

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Oh, this is just an effing gem!

The Timberpussy recently revealed that he's extremely selective about the film roles that he takes!

Because, you know, he's a serious actor now.

He explains:

"I've always admired the art of acting, and it's no secret that I was trained as a very young kid on a television show [The Mickey Mouse Club] with other extremely talented actors and singers. On top of that, I'm also extremely aware of the perception of me as an artist. I think that's why I made the choices that I made for myself. That's why I chose the smaller films that I've done. I thought that I'd rather have the experience of the process from people who are really respected and admired, and characters that I can really dive into, rather than cash in, so to speak. I'm not really interested in that."

All we have to say about that is: Yogi Bear.

YOGI BEAR, Justin!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Raising Sextuplets Douchebag Claims He's Not A Criminal - Because He Has A Job!

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What a disgusting piece of work this guy is.

Raising Sextuplets' Bryan Masche, who was arrested on charges of threatening domestic violence against his wife Jenny, is now speaking out to the press about his despicable behavior, and has the nerve to claim he's innocent!

He says:

“I’m not a criminal. Look at my record - I was in the United States Air Force for eight years before working in pharmaceuticals. Now, I’m running my own finance company. At the moment I don’t want to comment further on this incident.”

Oh, so because you have a career it means you're incapable of breaking the law?

Or it somehow makes it okay to threaten the wife of your SIX children?

Somebody lock this STOOPID fuck up before he traumatizes his family anymore!

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What Harm Could One Line Of Coke Do?

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsLegal Matters

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Sources are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is moron.

As we all well know, on Friday Lilo will be in court AGAIN to answer to the judge about failing her most recent drug test. An insider close to Lindsanity isn't very surprised by the news, as they explain that LiLo never took her rehab visit very seriously, hopped right back into the party scene right after her release and told friends that she was surprised that a line of coke would show up on her drug test!

What? Is she serioualy this stupid? What the hell goes on in her cracked out brain?!

The insider, who claims to be close enough to Lindsay to have visited her while in rehab, explains that LiLo is a mastermind of "self-sabotage," but now that everything has caught up to her, she is "scared out of her mind." The insider reveals:

"She says she has regrets this time [about doing drugs while on probation]. I was shocked she actually said she did have regrets, but she’s finally met her match this time with the court system, because she’s not in control of the situation. She’s being treated like anyone else. I’m sure the judge will be hard on her.”

The insider goes to to say that they were there the night Lindsay snorted her comeback away, revealing:

“She lives in this fantasy land, where she thinks, ‘A line of coke won’t show up in my system,’ She has this sense of entitlement that rules don’t apply. I just don’t get it. It’s sad, more than anything else. She didn’t have to get high that night [that prompted the first failed drug test]. No one shoved coke up her nose. Anything could have been less worse than coke; even weed or taking a shot [of alcohol]. She had the world at her fingertips. It breaks my heart. When she went to jail, everyone was sort of hoping that was going to be it.”

Wow! What the hell, Lindsay? Did you really not pay any attention in rehab?! Don't you want something better for yourself?! Don't you want the comeback at all???

This is just sad. And what's worse is we don't very see good things to come for her now, regardless if she goes to jail or not. (And she will)

So whatever is going to kick her back into fighting form and off the drugs, someone better figure it out and quick!

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