All tag results for 'mugshot hall of fame'

Oh no, the once-adorbzies actor was so badly injured!!

After Sunday's severe bar beat-down, Jason London finds himself in an unbelievably messy situation!!

And we are not talking about the doodie in his Dockers!

The 40-year-old actor suffered severe injuries to both his body and his image, including an orbital fracture in his right eye and a stained — no poopy puns intended — reputation!

He's fighting back, though!

Well, not literally, of course!

He swears he never engaged in fisticuffs, and he sent us the EXCLUSIVE proof in pics of his unsoiled hands (below)!

Jason's representative denied many of the nasty allegations made against him when they contacted us to make an EXCLUSIVE statement!

They said:

Tags: arizona, arrested, bar brawl, bouncers, dazed and confused, fight, icky icky diaper poo, jason london, legal matters, martini ranch, mugshot hall of fame, police, pooping, scottsdale

Is that Shaggy from the Scooby-Gang, after a six-day bath salt bender?

Is it Paul Bunyan's domestically violent grandson??

Nope!

It's Ryan Nunes!

Amazingly enough, this dude does not hail from Portlandia!

"Red-eye" Ryan is actually a Modesto, CA guy who showed up to court a little lot bit drunk… for a slew of outstanding public intoxication charges.

He was so Hammertime when he went in front of the judge, bailiffs had to throw his lice-encrusted-behind right into the slammer!

Sheriff's Deputy Raj Singh said:

Tags: mugshot hall of fame, paul bunyan, portlandia, raj singh, ryan nunes, shaggy

Okay, folks, this is a SERIOUS game-changer.

Here at PerezHilton.com, there have been countless inductees into the Mugshot Hall of Fame over the years, but never before have we been exposed to something - excuse us, SOMEONE - quite like this!

In fact, this very well could be the ULTIMATE in this category!

Take a gander at the mugshot of 29-year-old Kelsey Smith, of central Florida (above)!

Apparently, authorities found him reeking of

Tags: belligerent, central florida, deputies, drunk, kesley smith, mugshot hall of fame, ultimate, winner

Stunning!!

Feast your eyes upon Marcella Hernandez!!

This hairmazing pic was taken earlier this week, shortly after Cousin Itt the lovely lady(?) was arrested for violating her parole in Arizona.

Luckily, if they need to use a mugshot to identify her they have plenty of others to choose from. The 45-year-old has been arrested on "numerous occasions" in the past.

These charges include indecent exposure, which is kind of confusing…

With hair like that, who could tell when something is exposed?? LOL!

Tags: arizona, arrested, beautiful, mugshot hall of fame, stunning

They say God is always watching us, so we find it fitting that Mz Jamie Calloway was arrested for stalking!

The klassy lady allegedly watched over a female corrections officer from the Montgomery County jail, where Calloway spent a few years after being convicted of lots of unholy things … like theft, aggravated menacing and drug possession.

St. Ink is being accused of having a horrible tattoo slashing the officer's tires, calling her at her house, sending her packages in the mail, and being around creepy.

We suspect cops didn't have a

Tags: bad tattoo, drug possession, image, jamie calloway, mugshot, mugshot hall of fame, people, tattoo

Bad boy bad boy whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Facebook comes for you?

Travis A. Nicolaysen of Port Angeles, Wash. has been on the run from the law since last Wednesday for five felonies, including domestic violence, residential burglary, theft of a firearm and court-order violations.

He even escaped police in two separate foot chases!

Yet he could not resist changing his relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single."

We guess this guy is serious about Facebook!

Tags: domestic violence, escape, facebook, fugitive, mugshot hall of fame, on the lam, on the run, police, updates

Marguarette Michel of Syracuse, NY was arrested for stealing a purse at a Kelly Clarkson concert at the Turning Stone Casino.

Police say that Michel saw the purse underneath her victim's chair and made with the goods, stealing the cash and credit cards and dumping the purse.

And Michel was ready to gamble so she STAYED at the concert!

We can't blame her; who would miss a Kelly Clarkson concert?!

When the victim complained her purse was missing, Michel hightailed it out of there but was caught, charged, and locked up for grand larceny.

Tags: concert, crime, kelly clarkson, larceny, marguarette michel, mugshot hall of fame, theft