Okay, folks, this is a SERIOUS game-changer.
Here at PerezHilton.com, there have been countless inductees into the Mugshot Hall of Fame over the years, but never before have we been exposed to something - excuse us, SOMEONE - quite like this!
In fact, this very well could be the ULTIMATE in this category!
Take a gander at the mugshot of 29-year-old Kelsey Smith, of central Florida (above)!
Apparently, authorities found him reeking of
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Feast your eyes upon Marcella Hernandez!!
This hairmazing pic was taken earlier this week, shortly after
Cousin Itt the lovely lady(?) was arrested for violating her parole in Arizona.
Luckily, if they need to use a mugshot to identify her they have plenty of others to choose from. The 45-year-old has been arrested on "numerous occasions" in the past.
These charges include indecent exposure, which is kind of confusing…
With hair like that, who could tell when something is exposed?? LOL!
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They say God is always watching us, so we find it fitting that Mz Jamie Calloway was arrested for stalking!
The klassy lady allegedly watched over a female corrections officer from the Montgomery County jail, where Calloway spent a few years after being convicted of lots of unholy things … like theft, aggravated menacing and drug possession.
St. Ink is being accused of
having a horrible tattoo slashing the officer's tires, calling her at her house, sending her packages in the mail, and being around creepy.
We suspect cops didn't have a
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Bad boy bad boy whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Facebook comes for you?
Travis A. Nicolaysen of Port Angeles, Wash. has been on the run from the law since last Wednesday for five felonies, including domestic violence, residential burglary, theft of a firearm and court-order violations.
He even escaped police in two separate foot chases!
Yet he could not resist changing his relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single."
We guess this guy is serious about Facebook!
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Marguarette Michel of Syracuse, NY was arrested for stealing a purse at a Kelly Clarkson concert at the Turning Stone Casino.
Police say that Michel saw the purse underneath her victim's chair and made with the goods, stealing the cash and credit cards and dumping the purse.
And Michel was ready to gamble so she STAYED at the concert!
We can't blame her; who would miss a Kelly Clarkson concert?!
When the victim complained her purse was missing, Michel hightailed it out of there but was caught, charged, and locked up for grand larceny.
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Fair warning to any potential thieves out there!
You never know who you're going to rob - or what they might be capable of!
Check out this pretty amazing mugshot of Chicago's very own Anthony Miranda, who was arrested after he tried to rob a mixed martial-arts expert at gunpoint and well…we think you can figure it out from there (above)!
He's being charged with discharging a weapon during a robbery, but we'd like to think that he's learned a thing or two already about actions and their consequences!
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Just when this terrifying image had FINALLY started to fade from our minds…
Check out the before/after mugshots (above) of Michael Campbell, who was arrested in 2003 for theft in Jefferson County, Colorado, and then again in 2008, after getting himself heavily tattooed up.
Now, Campbell has been arrested again for being within 500 feet of a playground/public pool, which is NOT allowed given the fact that he's a convicted sex offender.
So good to hear he's off the streets! We can't even begin to imagine how traumatized kids would be if they were to come face to face with that guy!
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