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Ungrateful! The Mush Slams The O.C.!

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Sounds like somebody's a little bitter that she willingly gave up her only shot at relevancy!

That mess Mushy Farton recently put down her bong long enough to talk about her time on The O.C., and she couldn't even think of anything nice to say about the smash show!

She mushes:

"As fun as it was and cool as it was, it spawned all these reality TV shows like The Real O.C. and The Real Laguna or whatever. That's gotten a bit out of control… For me, it's a bit funny because I feel like I almost aided the problem for young girls and for that genre."

Seriously, Mush Mush??

We're pretty sure that you have always been much more of a trainwreck than Marissa Cooper, so maybe you should be grateful that you even had the opportunity to be a part of the series!

You know, until you decided you were better than it and subsequently killed your career by quitting!

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Foiled Again! Mushy Is NOT Moving To London!

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Well, shit!

And we thought that we were rid of all of that Mush!

Despite reports that Mischa Barton was moving to Londontown to be with her new boyfriend, her representative has crushed our dreams and denied the story, claiming that it's "not accurate."

Lame! We suppose it's for the best, though!

It would have been pretty sad when he dumped her ass and she had to move all of her stuff back here again!

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A Z-List New Job For Mush Mush?

Filed under: Exclusives!Mischa BartonZ ListReality TV

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Looks like the Mush is getting one last, z-list hurrah before she fades into total obscurity!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that trainwreck stoner has-been former OC wacktress Mischa Barton has a reality show in the works at the Oxygen network!

The series, which would reportedly just document her fascinating life doing nothing, has not been officially picked up. At this stage, "Oxygen ordered a pilot and we will see where it goes from there."

Let's be real - the only reality show she belongs on is Celebrity Rehab!

Ha!

What do U think? Would U watch a reality show about Mush Mush??

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Mushy Looking A Hot Mess!

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Oh, Mush Mush!

Mischa Barton was spotted going to Trousdale nightclub following the after-party for Bing's "Celebration Of Creative Minds" at BOA Steakhouse.

How the hell did she get an invite?

Creative is not the first thing that comes to mind when we think of Mushy!

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The Mush Can't Find Real Acting Work, So She Plays Dress Up!

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Oh, Mischa Barton!

How the mushy mighty have fallen!

The 'actress' is so desperate for work that she's apparently resorted to posing in bridal gowns as part of a promotional gig for Barcelona's Bridal Week!

Well, we suppose a job is a job, right?? At least we hope she's getting paid!

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No And NO! KiKi Drunkst Joins Stewie Puss Puss On The Road

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Do they want this mess to suck as much as their actresses fail??

We were disgusted to hear earlier that our favorite little ray of sunshine, Kristen Stewart, had signed on to Walter Salles' film adaptation of Jack Kerouac's acclaimed novel-turned-ode to hipsters, On the Road!

Well, if that news isn't BARF-inducing enough, we've just heard that another one of our special little favorites has also just joined the cast - none other than KiKi Drunkst!

UGH. Can you imagine all the floral-printed peasant tops and weird teeth the audience is going to have to endure??

All they need is The Mush and it can be the perfect trifecta of HACK!

Bwa ha ha!

What do U think?? Are U going to be super elitist and aloof and go see these disasters in On the Road??

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The Mush Looks Decent!

Filed under: Mischa BartonPhotos!

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We're SHOCKED! This is the last place we think she'd look presentable!

Mushy Fartone was photographed out and about at the Coachella Music Festival this weekend looking, dare we say it, nice!

Sure, the hair color is awful and we don't know where on Earth she found those awful shoes, but she looks relatively healthy and cute!

Keep it up, bb! Maybe then somebody will actually consider casting you in something!

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