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No And NO! KiKi Drunkst Joins Stewie Puss Puss On The Road


Do they want this mess to suck as much as their actresses fail??

We were disgusted to hear earlier that our favorite little ray of sunshine, Kristen Stewart, had signed on to Walter Salles' film adaptation of Jack Kerouac's acclaimed novel-turned-ode to hipsters, On the Road!

Well, if that news isn't BARF-inducing enough, we've just heard that another one of our special little favorites has also just joined the cast - none other than KiKi Drunkst!

UGH. Can you imagine all the floral-printed peasant tops and weird teeth the audience is going to have to endure??

All they need is The Mush and it can be the perfect trifecta of HACK!

Bwa ha ha!

What do U think?? Are U going to be super elitist and aloof and go see these disasters in On the Road??

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The Mush Looks Decent!

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We're SHOCKED! This is the last place we think she'd look presentable!

Mushy Fartone was photographed out and about at the Coachella Music Festival this weekend looking, dare we say it, nice!

Sure, the hair color is awful and we don't know where on Earth she found those awful shoes, but she looks relatively healthy and cute!

Keep it up, bb! Maybe then somebody will actually consider casting you in something!

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When The Twat Called The Trainwreck Fat


Ouch! We all know girlfriend is a disaster, but SERIOUSLY, you greasy little prick??

The walking, talking strain of herpes otherwise known as Brandon Davis took some seriously low digs at Mischa Barton on Twitter, and even had the audacity to call her fat!

Just saw @jeffbeacher and thought it was Mischa

Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I'm gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer

Wow, Brandon! Congratulations!

You suck harder than she does!

Sure, the Mush may look a little doughey sometimes, but the only date you've got scheduled is for your next shot of penicillin, you asshat.

No self-respecting man, woman, or animal would go out with you, let alone a plus-sized model!

Get off Twitter and seizure your way back into whatever STD-infested gutter you crawled out of.

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Mush Mush Has Good Taste In Music!!


We're surprised!!

Although she looks like a mess, we have to commend Mischa Barton for good taste in tunes!!

Girlfriend showed up to a She & Him concert in El Lay last night in THAT, but we'll forgive her this once.

You know she's only dressed like that to try to steal She & Him frontwoman Zooey Deschanel's title as Goddess to the hipsters!

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