Ouch! We all know girlfriend is a disaster, but SERIOUSLY, you greasy little prick??
Just saw @jeffbeacher and thought it was Mischa
Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I'm gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer
Wow, Brandon! Congratulations!
You suck harder than she does!
Sure, the Mush may look a little doughey sometimes, but the only date you've got scheduled is for your next shot of penicillin, you asshat.
No self-respecting man, woman, or animal would go out with you, let alone a plus-sized model!
Get off Twitter and seizure your way back into whatever STD-infested gutter you crawled out of.
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