No, this isn't a euphemism… it's real life!
While filming a new documentary program, due to air on Christmas day, celebrity gardener Alan Titchmarsh made an unusual discovery in Queen Elizabeth's garden.
She has hallucinogenic fungi growing!
The red-and-white fly agaric was spotted, which is what's typically referred to as a magic mushroom.
A Buckingham Palace spokesman talked about the discovery, stating