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Mushy Farton A New Resident Of Splitsville

Filed under: AnglophiliaLove LineMischa Barton

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According to reports, Mischa Barton is heading back to El Lay after she was dumped by her Brit DJ boyfriend, Ali Love. The reason, ironically enough, was the Ali couldn't deal with all the fame that came with being Mushy's beau.

Um, what fame? It's been a long time since anyone has cared about what that D-lister is up to! Please!

Still, he is sticking to his story, reportedly telling friends he wasn't expecting to get so much attention and "values his privacy" too much to continue seeing Mischa. So he broke up with her.

But unlike her career, she isn't giving up on him. Pals of the pair say that it may not be out of the realm of possibility that they could reconcile.

Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. Again, let's be clear. No one cares whether you are together or not, so just chose one and stick with it. And if you are doing this simply for the publicity, consider this one a FAIL!

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Guess The Flabby Ass!!!

Filed under: Mischa Barton

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Give up? You mean that ratty blonde dye job didn't give it away?!

It's Mushy Farton sillies! You can't see her face because shortly before this picture was taken, a wise person on the street alerted her that she had said flabby ass. What you are seeing here is Mushy and her squishy tushy fleeing from the Bardot lounge before anyone else could take a crack at her!

Poor thing! She has nothing left to lose - except maybe some ass fat!

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Ungrateful! The Mush Slams The O.C.!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooTV NewsMischa Barton

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Sounds like somebody's a little bitter that she willingly gave up her only shot at relevancy!

That mess Mushy Farton recently put down her bong long enough to talk about her time on The O.C., and she couldn't even think of anything nice to say about the smash show!

She mushes:

"As fun as it was and cool as it was, it spawned all these reality TV shows like The Real O.C. and The Real Laguna or whatever. That's gotten a bit out of control… For me, it's a bit funny because I feel like I almost aided the problem for young girls and for that genre."

Seriously, Mush Mush??

We're pretty sure that you have always been much more of a trainwreck than Marissa Cooper, so maybe you should be grateful that you even had the opportunity to be a part of the series!

You know, until you decided you were better than it and subsequently killed your career by quitting!

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SIGHting

Filed under: SIGHtingMischa Barton

Mischa Barton was spotted going puff-puff on a yacht in St. Tropez, France.

Photos show she was smoking a "homemade cigarette" with her new BF, British DJ Lee Tinklin, but we have our doubts about that.

We imagine someone had a major craving for Cheetos and cookie dough ice cream after that little voyage!

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The Ghost Of Mischa Barton

Filed under: Mischa Barton

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A strange creature was floating around West Hollywood yesterday. It had a translucent face and was wearing red hot pants matched by a scarf knitted by someone's Grandma.

Creeeeeepy!

Why, it was none other than Mischa Barton reunited with her beloved (and usually impounded) Cadillac!

Maybe you should save some of your gas money for a trip to the tanning bed. It's time.

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Separated At Birth

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Left: Mischa Barton making a pit stop at Rite Aid in Beverly Hills yesterday Right: Reality star and rocker Sebastian Bach

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