If you're not sending our gag reflex into overdrive by showcasing people's supremely unhealthy (or borderline poisonous) obsessions - like eating rubber tires, deodorant, or vapor rub - you're sending nightmares straight to our brain with stories of individuals who have even more UNCOMFORTABLE fascinations!
For example, last night's episode of the TLC frighfest featured 62-year-old Julius, who doesn't seem to have any issues with eating things that he shouldn't, but still manages to give us the heebie-jeebies by demonstrating just how enamored he is with the “beautiful, soft, smooth, delicate” objects that the rest of us just call balloons!
But guys, don't worry! It's TOTALLY normal!
In fact, it's just like a “guy that prefers blondes or brunettes!”
His preference, however, just happens to be getting sexually aroused by inanimate objects!
We wish that this was about as uncomfortable as it gets, but just wait until he talks about the techniques he employs to ensure that he can, ahem, 'physically' express his love for the balloons!
Ch-ch-check it out…and so much MORE of the nightmare (above)!
Thankfully, it didn't take too long for those in charge of the festival to find Queen Bey's replacement. In fact, after the Million Reasons singer SLAYED her performance at the Super Bowl, GaGa seemed like the obvious singer to take over for the pregnant A-lister. Which is why we're shocked to report that the industry vet was the FIFTH artist organizers asked to headline. Ouch.