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The MaSheen Threatens Denise Over Pug



Does this man have no shame??

During Charlie Sheen's Tourpedo show Friday night, he told the audience that he was threatened with legal action if he continued to trash his ex-wife (and mother of his children) Denise Richards on stage.

Sources, however, claim that Denise never threatened Charlie with legal action and in fact, HE was the one who sent her a threatening email if she didn't return her pug to him.

Charlie apparently told Denise that he would continue to trash her on stage if she didn't turn the dog over to him.

Thankfully, Denise has been sticking to her guns and says he can say whatever he wants about her because she refuses to turn over the dog, especially since she accuses him of mistreating the poor animal.

Charlie is a piece of work. We're glad Denise isn't backing down to his threats. Keep it up, honey. You're so much better than this scumbag him.

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The MaSheen BOMBS In New York!

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Charlie Sheen's winning streak is over.

At least for now.

The actor/performer/goddess-lover performed at New York City's Radio City Music Hall on Friday night and completely bombed.

Can we say "Detroit" all over again??

Within five minutes of being on stage, the audience began heckling and booing Charlie, which threw him off.

He tried to win the crowd back by offering an olive branch to Chuck Lorre, his former Two and a Half Men boss, inviting him to Sunday's show, saying, "(Let’s) work this s**t out. Of course I want my job back man!"

He then went after his Wall Street director, Olive Stone. Charlie told the crowd, "I’ll buy an Academy Award from Oliver Stone ’cause he’s now broke. His movies now suck! Anyone seen Wall Street 2?"


None of his "jokes" seemed to go over well with the crowd and after several minutes of booing and heckling, Charlie left the stage 30 minutes early.

He performs at Radio City Music Hall AGAIN on Sunday, but we doubt he'll have a better performance.

If you're holding a ticket for Sunday night's show, we're warning you now! It's probably going to suck.

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Details From The MaSheen's SUCCESSFUL Cleveland Show!


We don't know if it was lowered expectations, or he actually got his shiz together, but shockingly enough, the MaSheen totally KILLED IT during his Violent Torpedo of Truth performance in Cleveland, and even received a standing ovation at the end of the night!

However, we're hearing that the Cleveland Playhouse bosses were ready for anything, so as a precautionary measure, no glass bottles were allowed in the theatre, so angry attendees couldn't smash them or throw them at the stage!

Luckily, the rule ended up being unnecessary, as the crowd LOVED him, and according to sources, started chanting "Fuck Detroit!" the minute the actor appeared on stage!

Here are some HIGHlights:

Security was "extremely tight," in the theater, and especially backstage.

Sheen had the help of a moderator, who asked questions. However, many audiences members screamed out topics throughout the night that Sheen was happy to discuss.

Charlie wore a Cleveland Indians jersey.

When asked about Emilio Estevez, Charlie responded "Don't you guys want to hear about me?"

A source explained: "The show is one huge vehicle to sell merchandise, he is hocking everything he can on stage."

The audience chanted "Fuck that bitch!" in regards to Denise Richards

Charlie claims that he's not really a warlock, but "I have been able to spin magic the past couple of weeks…you guys all bought tickets without knowing a damn thing about this show."

Charlie on stuttering: "Stuttering taught me how to listen, which we all have forgotten about."

Charlie on Two and a Half Men: "How many 'Two and a Half Men' fans are here, and who wants to see me back on it? Do I want to be back on it? Well fuck yeah I do! I made them 5 billion!"

Charlie on Major League 3: "Fuck Milwaukee! We are filming Major League 3 here! Cleveland, do you feel like you are winning? I love you all, goodnight!"


Well…personally, it sounds to us less like the performance was better, and more like the audience was just more receptive to his crazy than in Detroit.

But hey! If they had fun, and so did he, we guess they're all winning!

Congrats, we guess! LOLz!

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How Humiliating! Watch Charlie Sheen Get Booed In Detroit!

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We give him credit for walking off with his head held high…he sure as hell had no reason to!

Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth didn't quite hit its target on its opening night in Detroit and his "fans" let him know so.

Check out the video (above) to witness for yourself the intense reaction the Warlock got from the crowd as he tried to lay some truth down on them. We imagine this was around the point where Charlie decided he had enough of the trolls and booked it out of there with all their money in hand.

Because remember - you all paid good money to see this man do his "thing" without having any idea what his "thing" was going to be.

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Fire Torpedo #2! The Sheenius Fares Better In Chicago

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It couldn't get any worse, we suppose.

We half expected Charlie Sheen to throw in the tiger blood-stained towel after the disastrous opening night he had in Detroit with his tour of "truth", but much to our surprise, he showed up in Chicago last night, unfazed and ready to wow his audience. According to reports - he wasn't half-bad.

With a revamped show and a better attitude, Charlie made it through his entire schtick without anyone booing him off stage. Reportedly, Charlie cut back on the amount of video clips he used and spent more time vamping with the audience, telling more anecdotes about his life and having a Q&A with the audience via an interviewer. At one point, Charlie asked the crowd "not to become f*cking Detroit" and thus, a chant of "Detroit sucks" broke out in the Chicago Theatre.


Among the topics Charlie covered were smoking weed with his pal, Chris Penn, and his return to Two and a Half Men, which he admitted he was game for, but that those "blood suckers" wouldn't give him the time of day. Then, Charlie added this gem to the ever-expanding book of Sheenisms:

When asked by a fan why he felt the need to pay for sex via his goddesses, Charlie, without missing a beat mind you, replied:

“Because I had millions to blow; I ran out of things to buy.”

So that's what you get the man who has everything! Makes sense, we guess.

He's 1-1 right now. Let's see how he fares in Ohio! Next stop, Cleveland!

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Security Gets Beefed Up For Charlie's Chicago Show

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Good idea.

With Charlie Sheen's show BOMBING on its opening night in Detroit, organizers at the Chicago Theatre, where he'll be performing Sunday night, are concerned for his safety.

After former fans booed Charlie off stage, sources say that a special meeting has been called to beef up the venue's security and enforcing their crowd control policy.


This is getting crazy. This is only the first weekend of Charlie's Torpedo tour and it's already out of control. Is his show even worth it? No.

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Charlie Sheen Gets Booed Off Stage First Night Of Torpedo Tour!


Hope you don't want your money back, Sheen fans.

Although, we wouldn't blame you for trying.

Charlie Sheen's My Violent Torpedo of Truth: Defeat is Not an Option had a disastrous opening night in Detroit, MI.

The show started out with promise as he told the audience, "They took my awesome children. They took my sometimes groovy job. They tried to take my brain and my heart and my titanium spine."

However, instead of giving the audience an honest take on his life, the whole thing just turned into a big mess when Charlie started ranting off from a script and showing clips of his father's films. He was so perplexed by what was going on, he even asked the audience, "Is anybody else as confused by this sh-t as I am?"

He played an old film that he wrote and directed called RPG, starring Johnny Depp, but when the film didn't go over well, he told the crowd, "All right so RPG's a bomb. Whatever. Tonight's an experiment."

He took questions from the audience, but only answered the ones that weren't "boring." When someone asked for AA stories, he shot down the suggestion and said he'd talk about crack instead, adding, "I figured Detroit was a good place to tell crack stories."

That's when loud boos and shouts of "You suck!" were heard from the crowd.

Charlie yelled back, "Already got your f—ing money, dude."

He then walked off stage, ending the show early, leaving the audience stunned. One audience member was even heard saying, "Dude, that was seriously the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed."

So, the first night of Charlie Sheen's tour was a bust.

Is anyone really surprised??

We don't know what his biggest fans were expecting, but his tour was a train wreck before it even started.

We have a feeling his tour could very well be cut short.

What did U think of Charlie's meltdown performance?

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