These is the most incompetent police work EVER! Are we sure this isn't a deleted scene from 21 Jump Street?
We realize the job is difficult but, when a whole brigade of cops go up against one naked perp, the guys with the billy clubs and stun guns should win!!
Don't they screen Don't Tase Me, Bro! at the police academy??
We guess the only weapon a naked ninja needs to defend himself is his swinging cod piece, LOLz!!
Ch-Ch-Check out this completely cray video of a naked dude freaking out (above)!!
When the police come to apprehend a naked dude kicking innocent bystanders, they electrocute him, tackle him, and literally throw his balls to the wall… but the assailant summons all his "naked man strength" to make the most daring and improbable escape we've seen since The Shawshank Redemption!!
Clearly this dude was high on something more potent than life — Spice, it would seem — but we still expect better results from cops!
Even ones in shorts!!