What horrible, backwards Twilight Zone have we found ourselves in?!
Charlie Sheen has reportedly threatened legal action against Cheetahs Club in New York, because he is furious that the strip joint not only named their VIP room after the actor, but offers its 'high-class' customers sushi…off the naked bodies of their ladies!
And the most bizarre part?!
The MaSheen claims that their usage of his name is damaging to his REPUTATION! Let that sink in for a bit!
As the owner justifiably questions:
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After asking the advice of his four-year-old stepdaughter, Ian Clark of Northumberland named his newborn Meggie Maisie Lady GaGa.
And the baby's mother, Melanie, is pissed!
“I can’t believe he actually went ahead and did it. Ian thought it was a really good idea but I told him no way.
The registrar asked three times if there was anything he wanted to change about the name but he didn’t back down.
It’s still strange to look at the birth certificate now.”
Although we think it's amazing, family members are already making plans to change it through the deed poll when she becomes legal.
We're sure Meggie will grow up to be a very happy little monster!
[Image via Bizu/WENN.]
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