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Kate Wants To Throw In The Towel And Not Deal With Her Kids!

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Every now and then, when we think about Kate Gosselin and how obnoxious she is, we remember that she is a single mother with eight young meal tickets children and must be exhausted, so we almost forgive her for her famewhoring and all-around frigid bitchiness.

Almost.

The reality grouch took to her blog today to vent about being surrounded constantly by kids' dramz, and says:

"Help! Where is my referee uniform???? Honestly, this is every minute of every day in my house with eight kids!! OK, I'll admit it. There are the sweet moments of love and compassion to balance these never-ending stressful encounters, but for some reason, these unloving loud outbursts are what I tend to remember. I'm to the point where I hold up my hand and say, 'I'm not the complaint department, and I don't like how black and white stripes look on me, so go work it out. If you can't, I'll help you.' And I leave it to them. And I have a feeling there are many more jungle outbursts to be handled. Help me!!!!!!!!"

Oh, Kate!

We'd really like to sympathize, but then we remembered that you have an army of nannies to counterbalance your army of children!

We're sure it can't be THAT bad.

You almost had us there for a second! Nice try!

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Gosselin Kids Miss Their Idiot Parents!!

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Oh, the trials and tribulations of having to call desperate famewhoring losers 'mom' and 'dad!'

Now that Kate Gosselin is spending half the week in El Lay on Dancing With The Stars, apparently the eight kids - WHO, BTW, ARE THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE FAMOUS - are struggling to cope without their parents!

Sources are reporting that the kids, watched by nannies, "were asking, 'When is Mommy coming home?'"

Even worse, the twins Cara and Maddy are getting depressed and the sons Aeden, Collin, and Joel "got into trouble at school for talking back to teachers."

There was no way in hell these kids were ever going to be normal, and with this news, it seems like they're fast-tracking it on the road to becoming MESSED UP teens.

Apparently, Kate is unphased because she wants to be a massive hack star.

Another source says:

"She says Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have lots of kids and their parents are away for long periods, working to support them."

UM. Delusional much, Kate? You're nowhere CLOSE to Brangelina's stardom, and they seem to bring the kids with them on location all the time!!

As obnoxious and frigid as she is, we can SORT OF sympathize with her fameWHORING - at least she's working to support her family!!

Is no one else wondering WHY THE EFF Jon isn't present to take care of the kids??

WTF is he doing that's so important, having his baby peen surgically enhanced??

DOUCHE.

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