Patrick Schwarzenegger can hardly open his internet browser without being assaulted by stories and pics of America's new favorite sweethearts.
Ex-gal pal Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are making deliciously saccharine Nantucket Nectar everywhere we look!!
We bet it was relieving for Patrick and his sister to take downtime after the Olympic Games and blow off some steam at the posh London club Chinawhite!
Go for the gold, boy!! You're one of America's most eligible bachelors!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]