We mentioned last fall that Randall, the narrator of “The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger," had landed a book deal to further his HIGHlarious commentary on wildlife and it's finally here!
Honey Badger Don't Care: Randall's Guide To Crazy, Nastyass Animals is hitting shelves on January 24th and, according to the author, the world has been eagerly waiting for a nastyass animal like the honey badger!
In a recent interview, the creator of perhaps the funniest internet wildlife series ever told sources the animal is one Americans can "most identify with right now," explaining:
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It's a REAL LIFE CHUPACABRA!! LOLZ!
Some Minnesota residents are sure they've found themselves a genuine mythical creature.
We don't believe it because we
don't believe in Chupacabras watch True Blood we know that stuff only happens in Louisiana.
This creepy piece of roadkill kinda looks like a dog to us. But on a closer inspection we saw his badger-like claws and random tuffs of dark hair scattered around his white body and have to agree the animal is a little mysterious!
Chupacabras, or "goat suckers," are described as something between a dog and a wolf, reportedly kill and suck the blood out of livestock.
We thin this might just be a carzy nastyass honey badger / dog half breed!
See a take a closer look at the roadkill below.
[image via KSAZ/youtube]
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SICK SICK PEOPLE!
After a year-long investigation by PETA Asia-Pacific and the National Bureau of Investigations, police have now charged a Philippine couple with cruelty to animals and other crimes related to producing a series of pornographic videos in which young girls torture and kill animals.
WARNING: Graphic descriptions follow
The "crush" videos that the Ridons are believed to have produced show scantily clad 12-year-old girls as they stomp on live animals, a rabbit as he or she is skinned alive, other rabbits as they scream while their ears are cut off and they are set on fire, a dog as he or she is burned with a clothes iron, and a monkey who was repeatedly hit in the eye with the sharp end of a stiletto heel. There is more, including puppies crushed until they vomited their own internal organs. A bill currently in the Philippine Senate would criminalize the sale of such "crush videos," already illegal in the U.S. and other countries.
Faced with the charges, suspects Dorma and Vic Ridon have fled. Warrants have been issued for them.
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Leave the horsies alone!
A report was filed with the McCracken County Sheriff's Department from a witness who stated that she had seen a man HAVING SEX with a horse at park in the stable area. SRSLY?
Sheriff's detectives conducted an investigation into the matter and identified the
hillbilly suspect as being 28-year-old Nathan Johnson.
The sicko Nathan was located Tuesday by sheriff's detectives and arrested at 9:55 a.m. and charged with cruelty to animals
Johnson was lodged in the McCracken County Regional jail on a $500.00 cash bond.
BUT this wasn't his first rodeo!!
Records indicate that Mr. Johnson was charged for doing the same damn thang in 2002. He was fined $232.50, received probation and ordered to stay away from the park.
Nate, if the girls don't think you're cute horses wont either!
[image via theerant.yuku.com]
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HA! This nastyass pooch wants to stay dirty.
(Maybe his idol is X-tina?)
That OR water killed his parents. lol.
Is it wrong that we find this little poodle's intense fear is totally hilarious?
What's that? Sorry, we can't hear you over our laughter!
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Ewwwwwww!! That poor dog!
Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with ordering his German Shepherd to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four that he met in an online fetish chatroom.
They met to perform the kinky act with the canine, but the woman died hours later from an attack similar to a reaction unleashed by a peanut allergy.
Although the woman perished on October 7, 2008, McDonnell was just charged. It's an unprecedented case in Ireland where it's believed that no one has been prosecuted under the country's 1861 buggery laws.
The moral of this story: if you have sex with dogs, you will die!!!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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