Bravo, Joseph Gordon-Levitt! We admire the way in which you put yourself out there.
We definitely appreciate your performance, but it brings up some questions for us, which are as follows…
-This is a really strange video. Did you catch the trailer for the Joaquin Phoenix documentary, and if so, is this an attempt to upstage his strangeness?
-Was the decision to perform this particular song herbally influenced?
-Are you still on the “pussy prowl?” If so, MAYBE this video will help your chances with the ladies on set in NYC while you’re filming Premium Rush…but it also might make them really uncomfortable.
-Did somebody implant the idea in your head that this was a good idea? Were you a victim of Inception?
-This was really very weird. It’s the kind of thing we might expect from an….alien? 3rd Rock From The Sun movie on the horizon, perhaps?
It’s a fine line between “awesome” and “creepy.” You keep walking it, JGL, and we’ll keep an eye out to see where you land.