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Mark Wahlberg Scopes It Out In New Lone Survivor Trailer!

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Mark Wahlberg in fatigues? Don't make us swoon!

Marky mark gets the highest mark in this first look trailer released today for Lone Survivor, a movie about 4 commandos who, in attempt to take out a terrorist leader, end up getting ambushed by around 200 Taliban back in 2005.

This movie is like the final tense scene of Zero Dark Thirty, but on crack.

The other Navy SEALs include Taylor Kitsch, Eric Bana, and Ben Foster. All four of them are bearded, long haired, and filled to the brim with AMURICA!

The film comes out on December 27th, and judging by the trailer alone, the movie looks like it's going to get some serious Oscar buzz cuts.

Ch-ch-check out the first look trailer (ABOVE)!!!

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Ukraine's Navy Loses ARMED Military Dolphins!!

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This seems like a total joke but truth is stranger than fiction.

Ukraine's navy apparently lost three dolphins from their training ground in the Black Sea off the coast of Crimea.

These military dolphins weren't just trained to find mines or anything, they were possibly armed with knives and guns!!

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Killer Cop Christopher Dorner Still MIA, Considered Well Armed & EXTREMELY Dangerous

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Ugh! They just can't catch this guy!

A massive manhunt continues for the former El Lay cop and Navy marksman who allegedly killed three people and injured two others.

Police found the smoldering wreckage of Christopher Dorner's car in Big Bear yesterday, but there were no traces of the deadly fugitive!!

It's been a violent week for the suspect.

Yesterday, he allegedly shot three cops and killed one of them. On Sunday, officials believe he shot a young couple dead, one of which was related to Chris' former LAPD boss.

It's impossible to comprehend how anyone could commit such atrocities, especially a person who swore oaths to protect the innocent, both as a police officer and as a member of the armed forces.

Before going on the lam, Chris self-published an insane manifesto calling out local government, his fellow officers, and even a slew of random celebrities.

Last week he reached

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Ridiculous U.S. Navy Bath Salt PSA

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Apparently, the U.S. Navy has been having problems with sailors using bath salts!!

So they decided to make a PSA to warn the troops.

But this wasn't a normal, 30 second "drugs are bad" PSA. This was a "things are gonna get weird" PSA.

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Navy To Replace Mine Seeking Dolphins With Robots

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While this may seem like good news for dolphins, there is a catch-22 about being replaced.

For years, the United States Navy has trained dolphins and sea lions to locate enemy mines underwater as well as enemy divers.

Dolphins were trained to alert sailors of mines while sea lions placed claws on swimmers, forcing them to stop.

Now the Navy has made robots to help detect mines

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Barack Obama Deeply Offended The Bayonet Industry During Debate

Barack Obama may have officially won Lindsay Lohan over (if she doesn't change her mind again by November 6) after the final Presidential Debate, but he also may have lost the bayonet vote in the process.

While responding to Mitt Romney's charges that he isn't properly arming the Navy, the POTUS said:

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."

His off the cuff comment was meant to be a metaphor, meaning he focuses on the quality and capability of Naval ships, not quantity. However, some folks in the bayonet industry are deeply offended by the "ignorant" comment.

Arguing that soldiers still make good use of the hand-to-hand combat weapon, a representative from Bayonet Inc. believes they "are still distributed to the military all the time" and that President Obama "should get educated on it."

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Neil Armstrong Will Be Buried In A Moon Crater At Sea

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to explore the moon and after his death, he'll be exploring another great unknown — the depths of the ocean.

Following a public memorial service on Thursday, Sept. 13, the 82-year-old's body will be buried at sea by his family.

While NASA has invited his admirers to pay their respects in person at the Washington National Cathedral or watch the event from home, very

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