Over $1 Mil In Stripper Bills SEIZED By Uptight Police Who Couldn't Comprehend That Many Lap Dances!
And now, another heartwarming tale from the single mom ballet!
Tara Mishra is just like any stripper, except completely different because…
(1) She saved over a million buckaroonies by twerking it on the pole — imagine how many patrons she had to satisfy to earn THAT!
(2) Nebraska police confiscated her $1,074,000, all bundled in hair ties, when they found it during a routine traffic stop and decided it was drug money!
The cops thoroughly investigated Tara, the car, money, and the folks driving — her business partners were driving the cash back east to buy a NJ nightclub — but found nothing dirty about the cash at all… unless you count the residue from the strip club patrons!