WARNING: What you're about to read is not a recap of last night's episode of Sister Ex-Wives! This actually just happened!
Brooke Mueller handed over temporary custody of her twin boys to Denise Richards!!
But, don't worry, it's totes for a good cause!
Charlie Sheen's most recent ex-wife played pass the progeny with her sons Bob and Max because she's entering rehab for a life-threatening Adderall addiction and she can no longer care for them properly!
Thankfully, the girl who let Neve Campbell lick champagne off her boobs in Wild Things is waiting in the wings to become a surrogate mommy for what sources say will be an "an indefinite period of time."
So why can't Charles be in charge
Tags: adderall, addiction, anger management, bob sheen, brooke mueller, charlie sheen, children, custody, denise richards, drugs, max sheen, neve campbell, rehab, wild things