We hope that's an oven mitt in your pocket, because the new artwork for The Heat is HOT!
Look, we love Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy! That dynamic duo could star in a black & white documentary about South American tree frogs and we'd still buy ourself a ticket for opening night!!
Still, the poster for their upcoming action-comedy was more than a little disconcerting — in it, Melissa's lovely face was horribly distorted!!
Thankfully, the fine folks at Twentieth Century Fox just unleashed a totally new poster with triple-awesome artwork (above)!
We're given a glimpse of the HIGHlariously heated action the flick promises and this time the Bridesmaids beauty isn't terribly photoshopped!
The Heat opens June 28 in the USA — we cannot wait!
[Image via Twentieth Century Fox & Entertainment Weekly.]
Tags: artwork, bridesmaids, film flickers, june 28, melissa mccarthy, new poster, sandra bullock, the heat, twentieth century fox
Dexter Morgan!! Slap a bandaid on that cut, you're dribbling blood EVERYWHERE!
The time is nigh Dextertrons! Everyone's favorite morally ambiguous murderer is returning September 30th, and we're simply dying of
blood-loss to know (spoiler alert!) how Dexter's sister Deb reacts to his morbid secret!
Showtime has already heightened our anticipation by releasing the first two minutes of Dexter's season 7 premiere, but the show's new promo poster (above) hints at something even MORE confusing…
Is Dex getting a taste of his own murderous medicine? Will he be the one cling-filmed and sliced?! Is Deb the new Dexter?!
Ha! Unlikely, but that would make for a blood-curdling plot twist!
Tags: blood, cut, deb, dexter, murderer, new poster, poster, premiere, promo, season seven, secret, show, showtime, slice, tv
The anticipation for the release of Magic Mike is KILLING US!
And obviously, the folks behind its marketing campaign are well aware of that, and are cruelly just making it that much more worse…because they keep releasing all kinds of promotional material that make us even more STOKED to this movie!
As if the first weren't devastatingly sexy enough, check out a brand new poster for the Steven Soderbergh-directed male stripper flick, starring Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, and Matt Bomer as the hottest effing exotic dancers EVER (above)!
What is there to even SAY about that level of testosterone and deliciousness?!
Our body is ready!
Just a few deep breaths….June 29th is getting closer and closer every day!
Tags: channing tatum, director, magic mike, matt bomer, matthew mcconaughey, new poster, promotional material, release date, steven soderbergh
Holy firewall Batman!
This NEW Dark Knight Rises poster looks exactly like the poster released back in July, but with a few minor additions.
The old poster featured a gloomy colorless Gotham City crumbling in the shape of Batman.
The NEW poster shows the same skyline — but this time real Batman is standing there AAAAND he's burning that motherf**king city down!!
What could this possibly mean??
Batman is bringing the heat? The things we love will get destroyed in the pursuit of justice? Graphic artists are lazy?
Whatever the meaning is, this poster is AWESOME!!
We canNOT wait to see this in theaters!
Tags: batman, dark knight rises, new poster, poster, release, released
Yes! But can't he lose his shirt for the next one?!
Check out the just-released latest poster for Taylor Lautner's new thriller, Abduction (above)!
We're still waiting for you to come and abduct us, boy!
We promise to make it worth your while! Ha!
Tags: abduction, new poster, promotional material, so effing sexy, taytay