Dexter Morgan!! Slap a bandaid on that cut, you're dribbling blood EVERYWHERE!
The time is nigh Dextertrons! Everyone's favorite morally ambiguous murderer is returning September 30th, and we're simply dying of blood-loss to know (spoiler alert!) how Dexter's sister Deb reacts to his morbid secret!
Showtime has already heightened our anticipation by releasing the first two minutes of Dexter's season 7 premiere, but the show's new promo poster (above) hints at something even MORE confusing…
Is Dex getting a taste of his own murderous medicine? Will he be the one cling-filmed and sliced?! Is Deb the new Dexter?!
Ha! Unlikely, but that would make for a blood-curdling plot twist!
Tags: blood, cut, deb, dexter, murderer, new poster, poster, premiere, promo, season seven, secret, show, showtime, slice, tv
The anticipation for the release of Magic Mike is KILLING US!
And obviously, the folks behind its marketing campaign are well aware of that, and are cruelly just making it that much more worse…because they keep releasing all kinds of promotional material that make us even more STOKED to this movie!
As if the first weren't devastatingly sexy enough, check out a brand new poster for the Steven Soderbergh-directed male stripper flick, starring Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, and Matt Bomer as the hottest effing exotic dancers EVER (above)!
What is there to even SAY about that level of testosterone and deliciousness?!
Our body is ready!
Just a few deep breaths….June 29th is getting closer and closer every day!
Tags: channing tatum, director, magic mike, matt bomer, matthew mcconaughey, new poster, promotional material, release date, steven soderbergh
Holy firewall Batman!
This NEW Dark Knight Rises poster looks exactly like the poster released back in July, but with a few minor additions.
The old poster featured a gloomy colorless Gotham City crumbling in the shape of Batman.
The NEW poster shows the same skyline — but this time real Batman is standing there AAAAND he's burning that motherf**king city down!!
What could this possibly mean??
Batman is bringing the heat? The things we love will get destroyed in the pursuit of justice? Graphic artists are lazy?
Whatever the meaning is, this poster is AWESOME!!
We canNOT wait to see this in theaters!
Tags: batman, dark knight rises, new poster, poster, release, released
Yes! But can't he lose his shirt for the next one?!
Just saying!
Check out the just-released latest poster for Taylor Lautner's new thriller, Abduction (above)!
We're still waiting for you to come and abduct us, boy!
We promise to make it worth your while! Ha!
Tags: abduction, new poster, promotional material, so effing sexy, taytay
That is one HAWT doctor! LOLz.
Check out the new poster (above) of Rachel Bilson as Dr. Zoe Hart in CW's Hart of Dixie, which is being executive produced by the folks who brought us The O.C., Gossip Girl, and Chuck.
We def won't be surprised if The CW has another hit on their hands with this one! Lately, we've been quite pleased with the decisions that the network's been making…like bringing back SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!
New guy in charge there def seems to know what he's doing!
What do U think? Will U tune in for Hart of Dixie when it premieres this September?
Tags: chuck, dr zoe hart, good decisions, hart of dixie, new guy in charge, new poster, new series, september, the cw, the oc
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