Kellyanne Conway Gives Batshit Interview About 'Alternative Facts' And How She Would Rather Commit Suicide Than Be Press Secretary
Feel like a load of crazy on this fine Saturday afternoon?!
Boy, do we have something for you — and it comes from (where else) the Trump administration!!!
Kellyanne Conway is the subject of a LONG feature-length interview for New York Magazine in a story published today (apparently it'll also appear in the mag's print version on Monday), and after reading it, we are just… speechless.
There's a lot of ground to cover in the entire feature, so you should carve out some time later to read the full thing, but here are a few highlights from it — starting with the literal fact that Conway would far rather commit suicide than work as press secretary: