Woody Allen finally responded to recent allegations of child molestation.
On Friday afternoon the 78-year-old director and occasional actor published a lengthy essay in The New York Times.
Amongst other things, it details exactly what happened so many years ago. Well, what he says happened at least.
Unsurprisingly, his version of past events attempts to absolve him of any and all wrongdoing — Woody flatly denies ever molesting his daughter Dylan Farrow.
He says in the open-letter's final paragraph: