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Papua New Guinea Cannibals Kill Sorcerers, Make D*ck Soup

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Nick Swardson Is That Penis In Your Soup

Mmm, Mmm … What the heck!?

Vigilantes in Papua New Guinea are murderering sorcerers and eating their penises in soup!!!

We've heard of Chicken Soup for the Soul… but D*ck Soup for the Witch Hunter??

That's just silly!

There aren't enough licensed medical examiners in PNG because they're paying sorcerers to determine causes of death.

Sadly, most don't take American Express but you can pay in poonani!

One local sorcerer said:

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