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How the eff is a nightmarish acid trip gone horribly wrong going to help these people sell sandwiches?!
Check out yet another chilling Quiznos commercial featuring hell's army of kittens in Marie Antoinette garb counting down to
Danielle Staub's the Anti-Christ's second coming on Earth.
Somebody HAS to think this shiz is a good idea, otherwise they wouldn't have made another!
NO MORE! We beg of you!
So glad to hear that the still-teenaged Bristol Palin is already thinking about spawning more!
The daughter of Sexy Sarah, who is currently living in sin reconciled with her douchey baby daddy Levi Johnston, is already talking about about the possibility of more children, but she assures
her mom the world that it won't happen anytime soon!
"I'm going to wait a while, definitely. I'm not going to rush into having another kid. But Tripp will have a brother or sister, eventually."
Not that you asshats should have ever combined their genes to create anything, but one is certainly enough, girl!
Exactly how many kiddies are you going to have running around while you two famewhores attempt to get on reality television?!
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Hoooooly shit. We've seen a lot of exquisite, truly amazing mugshots, but this one takes the effing cake!
We wonder if that's the face that Lindsay Lohan sees when she over does it on the ambien and meth!
That stud muffin pictured above is Jesse Thornhill of Tulsa, who was arrested after allegedly
sacrificing a goat and worshipping his dark master Satan attempting to run over his landlord in a '96 Ford Windstar after an argument!
He was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and we're frightened to discover that he has been bonded out. Which means, all you fine folk in Tulsa, he's coming for you next!
We want to know where you go to get horns implanted into your head! Do people actually do that?!
Oh, what a proud day for women everywhere.
The lucky lady is surprisingly not a cracked out stripper who confused him for someone worthwhile, but actually CBS reporter Christina McLarty!
And, the more and more we think about this, it has to be some sort of joke or stunt, because apparently Quincy Jones has agreed to be his best man!
WTF? Have we been transported to some awful, nightmarish reality?? There's no way this can actually be happening.
"We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don't believe it's appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States. The weekend will be fun, luxurious and filled with lots of surprises. This will be a nontraditional celebration of love, family and friends."
Yeah, right. Nontraditional.
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Do we really need more of her scowls, eye-rolling, and busted weaves in our lives?!
That's right, folks, girlfriend is trying to get a dating show!
An insider reports:
“Kate’s working on a deal to do a new reality dating series on ABC. Kate would love to have someone in her life. She really misses the companionship. She wishes she had a man around to help her out.”
What man in his right mind
WOULD is desperate and famewhoring enough to put up with HER just for some screen time?
Jon is obviously the douchiest of all douches, but did you SEE the way she would talk to him on Jon & Kate Plus 8?! That woman has a heart of ice!
Maybe we'll watch it - but only if we can make it into a drinking game!
What do U think?? Will U watch Kate Plus
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Oh good gracious!
That certainly is the face nightmares are made of, isn't it?!
65 year old Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson debuted their three month old baby, Luke, in these shots for Entertainment Tonight, and we're surprised that the poor thing isn't shrieking in terror!
You can see the fear in his eyes though!