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Joe Francis Is Getting Married

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Oh, what a proud day for women everywhere.

Joe Francis has apparently found someone to tolerate him for more than 30 seconds at a time, and he intends to marry her!

The lucky lady is surprisingly not a cracked out stripper who confused him for someone worthwhile, but actually CBS reporter Christina McLarty!

And, the more and more we think about this, it has to be some sort of joke or stunt, because apparently Quincy Jones has agreed to be his best man!

WTF? Have we been transported to some awful, nightmarish reality?? There's no way this can actually be happening.

Francis says:

"We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don't believe it's appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States. The weekend will be fun, luxurious and filled with lots of surprises. This will be a nontraditional celebration of love, family and friends."

Yeah, right. Nontraditional.

Thoughts??

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Kate Plus Mate! Kate Gosselin Trying To Get A Dating Show!

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Oh BLECK!

Do we really need more of her scowls, eye-rolling, and busted weaves in our lives?!

Kate Gosselin is apparently trading in her kids and taking her frigid bitchery with her to yet ANOTHER reality series, but this one sounds more HOrrific than any of the others!

That's right, folks, girlfriend is trying to get a dating show!

An insider reports:

“Kate’s working on a deal to do a new reality dating series on ABC. Kate would love to have someone in her life. She really misses the companionship. She wishes she had a man around to help her out.”

What man in his right mind WOULD is desperate and famewhoring enough to put up with HER just for some screen time?

Jon is obviously the douchiest of all douches, but did you SEE the way she would talk to him on Jon & Kate Plus 8?! That woman has a heart of ice!

Maybe we'll watch it - but only if we can make it into a drinking game!

LOLz!

What do U think?? Will U watch Kate Plus 8 Mate??

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Gary Busey Is One Terrifying Daddy!

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Oh good gracious!

That certainly is the face nightmares are made of, isn't it?!

65 year old Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson debuted their three month old baby, Luke, in these shots for Entertainment Tonight, and we're surprised that the poor thing isn't shrieking in terror!

You can see the fear in his eyes though!

Eek!

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