Blistering banshee balls!
That spirit just sucked his own semen out of a lady's baby canal!!
Is the ghost of Richard Gere starring in a seXXXually subversive sequel to Nights in Rodanthe??
Nope! It's just the frighteningly funny new red band trailer for A Haunted House (above)!
After making Dance Flick and two HIGHlarious Scary Movie films, we're happy Marlon Wayans finally made his return to Spoof City!
Did Nick Swardson just grab Marlon's massive male monstrosity??
A Haunted House will spook theatrical audiences on January 11th!