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Danger! Three Men Dressed As Ninjas Rob A Home In Florida!

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These three have brought great dishonor upon themselves!

A trio of criminals dressed up like a ninjas and were caught on surveillance cameras robbing a multimillionaire, Bill Kitchen, and Camilo Espinol in his Florida home on Wednesday night in Windermere, Florida.

The masked thieves bound the homeowners' hands after running into them by the garage area, and made them give up their jewelry, money and other valuables.

At one point, they put a pillow case over Bill's head and one of the trespassers even wore one of his hats around as they ransacked the place. Come on, that's HIS hat!

After the robbers fled and stole one of Bill's cars, which was later found, Bill and Camilo made it to a neighbor's house and called a ronin assassin the cops.

We're just happy that no one was hurt.

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Jennifer Lopez & Casper Smart Are Sexy Ninjas For Halloween!

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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are the cutest couple of cold-blooded killers since Bonnie and Clyde!

J-Lo and her boy toy shared pics of their Halloween couples costume on Twitter, and we're pretty sure we've never seen a sexier pair of ninjas!

The coordinated couple even used their dance skills to pose like martial arts assassins in a tree!

Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the twin ninjas in action!

Of course, if they were real ninjas, we wouldn't be able to see them at all. They'd just come up behind us while we weren't loo-

[Image via Twitter.]

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Chicago Kid Shoots Himself In Ballz, Tells Cops He Was Jumped By A Van Full Of Ninjas!!!

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A 17-year-old Chicago boy went to the hospital this weekend with a wounded groin, but it's not what you think — he did NOT burn himself while having sex with a freshly baked apple pie!

As it turns out, he accidentally shot himself near the privates! Ouch! Totes bummer!

What's truly strange about his story, though, is what he told the cops who questioned him!

He told them two firearm-weilding Ninjas popped out of a black van and shot him! Ninjas! Seriously! HE BLAMED NINJAS!

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