All tag results for 'no and no'

Bleck!

Well, we're afraid that there's some good news and then there's some bad news.

The good news is that our beloved RPatz finally decided to let his beautiful, sparkly face shine for the world to see, by unburdening it with that HOrrific, fugly beard!

The bad, disgusting news is that he's still getting allegedly affectionate and romantical with that horrible Stewie Puss Puss!

The two were spotted back in El Lay and enjoying each other's company at the Soho House in West Hollywood over the weekend!

An insider reveals:

"They were staring at each other throughout dinner and kept stealing quick kisses from one another during the night. Rob's arm was around her for most of dinner and they kept looking at each other and giggling throughout the evening. They are definitely into each other. They were by each other's sides the entire night. After dinner, Rob, Kristen and their friends moved to the patio where the group was smoking and the guys were drinking. Everyone was laughing and having a good time together, but you could tell Rob was doting on Kristen and making sure she was comfortable. They were next to each other everywhere the group went."

BARF. Just the thought of K-Stew 'giggling!'

It will haunt our nightmares forever.

We shudder to wonder what that even sounds like! But there's probably scowling, stuttering and lip-biting worked into it somehow!

What do U think?? Do U like these two together in real life??

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Tags: canoodling, gross, kstew, no and no, rpatz, soho house, together

UGH! We seriously hope this isn't true!

We may rag on her, but she is SO much better than this raging bag of DOUCHE!

The MANiston and John Mayer have reportedly reconciled AGAIN.

The dumbass singer reportedly has been attempting to win her back, and flew her out to meet him in NYC while he was there performing.

A source reveals:

“John invited Jen to come out and meet him while he was in Manhattan. He told her he really wanted to see her and even paid for a private jet to fly her from LA. They spent hours in his hotel suite at the Four Seasons, ordering room service and drinking wine. But Jen’s been hurt by him before and isn’t prepared to go public with the relationship just yet.”

So STOOPID. After all the shiz he pulled on her?

It's downright pathetic!

Let's hope this is just a nasty rumor, because gurl - his ass needs to STAY kicked to the curb.

Seriously, bb. You're better than him by a longshot. Find someone else!

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Tags: douchebags, dumbass, manhattan, maniston, no and no, reconcile, relationship, stupid, ugh

Oh, bb!

If you're not going bald, why do you insist on sporting the Mr. Clean look?!

Joey Lawrence made an appearance at ABC Family 2010 Summer TCA Tour at the Beverly Hilton with the especially z-list Clarissa Darling Sabrina Spellman Melissa Joan Hart.

They're starring together in some crappy sitcom that no one's going to watch.

Between the hair and the clearly man-scaped eyebrows, all of those naturally good looks have just gone to douche!

So sad.

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Tags: 2010 summer tca tour, abc family, bald, beverly hilton, clarissa darling, douchebags, joey lawrence, manscaping, melissa joan hart, mr. clean, no and no, sabrina spellman, waste

We sincerely hope this is not true.

Life & Style is reporting that Sandra Bullock has gotten over what a horrible douchebag her ex-husband, Jesse James, is, and is ready to reconcile!

Someone with a pretty horrible sense of humor a source claims:

"Her heart is open to him again. Sandra will never fully get over the way Jesse betrayed her. But he did give her the family she's always wanted. And because of that, she's able to forgive him. Sandra's very attached to those children. Once they're in Austin with her and Jesse, the hope is that they'll be able to put the past behind them and start rebuilding their lives."

We honestly doubt that Sandra would be that desperate, let alone be over such a heartbreaking betrayal of trust merely months after everything that went down! Things take time!

This is probably just Jesse's people trying to spin some good publicity for the assmunch! Lies!

Sandy, you're doing great! STAY AWAY FROM HIM!

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Tags: children, douchebags, forgive, lies!, no and no, reconcile, texas, yuck

Gurlfriend, you better step off! That is OUR job!

Clay Aiken has apparently started campaigning to be the replacement for Simon Cowell on the next season of American Idol!

He says:

"I've always thought it would be a great addition to the panel to have someone who's a former contestant and knows what it's like to be up on that stage and be critiqued. Well, I'm so far removed from it at this point that I don't know if I remember what it's like, but who knows. I would not put myself out there to be as caustic as he is, but if they want to call me, bring it on. We can talk."

Nice try, bb! But we're sure if they're going to bring any former contestants back, it's going to be one that actually WON the competition!

PEREZ FOR IDOL!

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Tags: american idol, american idol judge, bitch, campaign, no and no, replacement, step off

Sorry, Lindsanity!

The trainwreck, who is notoriously vocal about her love of the show True Blood and her desire to guest-star on it, doesn't appear to have any fans on the set of the HBO series!

When asked if the show's producers would cast the hard-pAArtying wacktress as a guest star, Ryan Kwanten, who plays the seksi dumbass Jason Stackhouse, said:

"Not in the forseeable future."

LOLz!

That's what we like to hear!

The last thing that show needs is her coked-out antics and fugly methface!

What do U think?? Should Lindsanity be given a shot on True Blood??

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Tags: dumbass, fug, guest star, hard-paartying, hbo, hot mess, jason stackhouse, lindsanity, methface, no and no, ryan kwanten, so effing sexy, true blood, wacktress

HOrrific!

It's bad enough that there's already a child in the world that has to call that hack 'Mom' - is she really going to terrorize another one?!

Evil Heather Mills is reportedly looking into adoption!!

She confirms:

"I wouldn't have another child because the world is already too overpopulated. But I might adopt one."

We'd suggest she get a puppy, but NO living thing deserves that kind of punishment!

The next time you're feeling especially maternal, how about you go dig up one of Beatrice's old cabbage patch kids, bb?!

We think you've done quite ENOUGH 'child-rearing!'

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Tags: adoption, beatrice mccarthy, child rearing, evil, frightening, hack, maternal, mucca, no and no, spawn