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The Gay Housewives' Reichen Wants To Be Kim Zolciak!

Wow. We really thought we'd heard it all.

Guess not!

Now that Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn, and Danielle Staub have paved the way for all tone-deaf Housewives to drop their own special odes to auto-tune singles, it was only a matter of time before one of the Gay Housewives (proper name: castmembers of The A-List) to follow suit!

And this one takes the cringe-worthy cake!

Check out Reichen Lehmkuhl's truly remarkable vocal-stylingz (above)!

Yeah. That actually happened.

Thoughts??

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ASSlee Is Not Abandoning Music Career! Coming Back As A "Folk" Artist!

Filed under: Music MinuteAshlee Simpson

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ASSlee Simpson has been keeping a pretty low-profile since she got her ass fired from Melrose Place, and we've been wondering what exactly her next inspired career move would be!

Luckily, we will not have to speculate anymore, because gurlfriend is dusting off that 'music' career she left for dead a few years back and trying her hand at - GET THIS - a folk album!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Check out this little snippet from Paper Magazine:

Do you know the direction of the forthcoming record?
I do, I do. I see the light. But I'm definitely not spilling the beans just yet. It's definitely a bit folky.

Way more folky than "Pieces of Me"?
It had that feel, but I'm really going for it this time!

Well, "LaLa" and "Outta My Head" were pretty major.
Well, I'm always a kooky person, so you're not going to lose that. But for me, there's an era of music that I miss and I wanna make that kind of music. The songs that we need to hear.

Yes, yes, and YES!

This is hilariously wonderful and bad news!

And just so we're clear, bb. You understand that folk usually means just you and a guitar. That shiz is harder to fake perfect. We hope you know that!

What do U think?? Are U excited for a brand new musical endeavor from Ashlee??

[Image via WENN.]

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