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David Beckham's History Of Free Kick Badassery Has To Be Witnessed!

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David Beckham is pretty damn good at soccer, and he's STILL good at 38 years old, with just a small amount of time before he officially retires. He's had 20 years to hone his skills, and countless trophies to show for it.

What was his one skill that he seemed to hone above the others?

THE FREE KICK!

Exhibit A (above): Head shaved, Beckham gets a free kick in the game against Greece in 2002 — and it's down to the wire. Not just any wire. England needed to score to have a chance at making the 2002 World Cup!

HOLY SHIZZ!!

Mind you guys, this isn't the only time he's pulled off an amazing free kick! In fact, it seemed to happen more often than not!

If you want more examples, be sure to ch-ch-check out the other videos AFTER THE JUMP! So fab!

The game will miss you, David!

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Rupert Everett No Longer Turned On By Sex! Bummer!

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Rupert Everett's wild days are gone, and with them have passed his attraction to sex! Such a bummer! At 53 that's WAY too young not to get revved up by some sexy times!

The gay Shrek star blames it on his indulgent youth — partying, doing drugs, going to raves. Now, all that stuff bores him, annoys him, and SEX is definitely on that list!

Here's what he said:

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David Beckham Is RETIRING From Soccer At The End Of The Season!

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All good things must come to an end, but David Beckham's legend will live on!

At only 38 years-old, David signed a five-month deal to join the Paris St. Germain in January, and straight up donated all his salary to charity. If that didn't tell you the end was coming — and he was just going to go out having fun instead of earning — well we're sorry this is coming as such a shock to you!

Here's what he said:

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