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Lindsay Lohan Could Go To JAIL Cause There Is NO SUCH THING As "Locked" Rehab In NY!

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LOLLLLZ LOLOLOLOLLLLLz.

Sorry, it's just… KARMA is sometimes the best kind of BITCH!

So Lindsay Lohan's totally competent lawyer Mark Heller might have made a MAJOR booboo during Monday's court hearing that could actually land the troubled starlet in jail instead of the previously agreed upon "locked" rehab facillity…

Because as it turns out, recent research shows "locked" treatment centers DO NOT EXIST in New York, and NY is the state where Lindsay has chosen to serve her 90 days of confinement.

The prosecution apparently only accepted the last minute plea deal in the first place because they made the mistake of assuming that Mark Heller knew what he was talking about (HA).

But no worries, cause Lindsay's deal doesn't actually stipulate that she must serve her 90 days in locked REHAB, it just states she must be kept in CUSTODY for 90 days…

So if Lindsay's team can't find a sufficient "locked" rehab center, then it's reportedly straight off to jail for that ass!

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