Oh, Tommy boy! You POOR guy!
First, the supposedly-epic Cloud Atlas gets absolutely no award season love and, now, your brand new Broadway play might be D.O.A!
One would think a stageplay written by the late Nora Ephron and featuring one of Hollywood's most legendary actors would be a surefire success!
Need proof? Just look to the abysmally received Katie Holmes' dramz, Dead Accounts!
Even worse, some suggest the man who played Forrest Gump is yesterday's news! Noooo! Blasphemy!
Lucky Guy doesn't debut until March, so there's plenty of time to turn around those pre-sale numbers!