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You know, seeing as North Korea just today decided to say they wanted to launch a pre-emptive nuke strike on the U.S.?
Wow, that's a lot of hands! LOLz!
Still, there's probably not much we can do from keeping Dennis going back to NK
Um, WE AGREE!
Leaving the diplomacy to diplomats is the BEST answer anyone could give when talking about this situation, as we've totally seen Rodman lose his shizz over Kim Jong Un after days of being pampered and shielded from the harsh truths of the country!
Check out Shaq's full response (above)!
Dennis Rodman, no longer under the protection of Kim Jong Un in North Korea, was kicked out of the Time Hotel in Midtown.
Why do you ask? And why would we bring up his trip to North Korea?
He was kicked out because
Is Kim Jong Un not such a bad guy?
Well, according to the hundreds of thousands of North Korea's own citizens put into prison camps, and everything we've ever heard about him, 99% of everyone would say he's a pretty bad guy — unless you're Dennis Rodman!
Apparently Kim Jong Un has been a Bulls fan for a loooooooong time, with Dennis as one of his favorite players. Knowing that, it comes as NO surprise to us that Kim would be on his best behavior and pull out all the stops to impress Dennis! We're just blown away that Dennis couldn't see past it!
In this bizarre interview with George Stephanopoulos, Dennis gives flippant answers to important questions, and even says the dictator hell-bent on nukes and "destroying" the U.S. isn't such a bad guy — who only wants President Obama to give him a friendly phone call!
Ridic! Watch it (above) for all the weirdness!! And we thought this could be a good opportunity… we just with Dennis had done his homework first.
Doing the right thing in the name of peace sometimes means going halfway across the world, to a place that's notoriously inhospitable, just to try!
That's what Dennis Rodman is doing in North Korea!
The isolated communist country has agreed to host Dennis Rodman, who is literally the exact opposite visually of what North Koreans are — hair, tattoos, nose studs, and attitude!
So how is he allowed in?
But with his honest face, bright blue eyes, and childlike wonder — can you really blame them?!
Just look at one stud straddling another (above), Kim Jong-un is the spitting image of a young Forest Whitaker!
It almost makes us wish we were born a horse's saddle!
Whereas editors from China's People's Daily & South Korea's The Korea Times, on the other
hand hoof, feel more like a horse's rear-end!!
Faux news source The Onion named the North Korean leader 2012's sexiest man alive several weeks ago and those two Asian publications reprinted the article without realizing it was satirical!
The Onion describes their reasons for their decision
Tags: bernie madoff, china, forest whitaker, highlarious, journalism, kim jong un, north korea, politik, sexiest man alive, sexiest man alive 2012, south korean, the onion, theodore kacynski, wacky tacky and true