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Rapper Cuts Off His D**k And Jumps Off His Balcony! For Real! Gruesome Details HERE!

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This is so scary! And makes it hard for us to sit down still!

Allegedly, a rapper associated with Wu-Tang Clan by the name Christ Bearer (real name Andre Johnson) was taken to the hospital early this morning after cutting off his own penis and jumping off a balcony in what appears to be a failed suicide attempt.

Other members (ew, not that kind of member) of his rap group Northstar were hanging out on the balcony of an apartment some of them live in when he abruptly cut his junk off and threw himself from the balcony.

Apparently, when they got downstairs, he was running around screaming incoherently. Who wouldn't after slicing off their own D?!?

It's unknown whether doctors are currently trying to reattach his penis right now. We can't imagine the pain he must be in!

We hope they can fix his wound, and that he gets better. Just infinite ouches.

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NYC Comic Book Store Marries Gay Couple To Celebrate Marvel's First Gay Superhero Wedding

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What a wonderful idea!

New York City's Midtown Comics wanted to celebrate the same-sex marriage of Marvel's first openly gay superhero, so they did the next best thing and married two gay comic book fans!

The shop announced the wedding giveaway in honor of Astonishing X-Men #51, in which Northstar ties the knot, and then selected a couple from Columbus, Ohio.

Scott Everhart and Jason Welker weren't even engaged yet, but that changed once Scott received a request to be interviewed. He showed the love of his life the email, then got down on one knee to pop the question!

Two weeks later they flew to the Big Apple and were wed in a private ceremony last Wednesday, of which Welker said:

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One Million (Annoying) Moms Are Against Gay Superheroes

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You've taken this one too far, One Million Moms.

After threatening to boycott JCPenney for hiring Ellen DeGeneres as its spokesperson and then going after our main man Archie for its depiction of a gay interracial wedding, the group of incredibly angry women are out for more blood.

When Marvel revealed its first openly gay superhero - Northstar - was marrying his long time boyfriend in the next issue, the super pissy moms wrote an open letter to anyone who would listen.

Here's what they said:

"As a parent and a member of OneMillionMoms.com, I am extremely disappointed that you would use a children's superhero character to help endorse same-sex marriage and glorify the homosexual lifestyle. It is disgusting that your company would participate in introducing sexual orientation to children when they are not equipped to understand what sexual preferences involve. Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to same-sex marriage and the gay lifestyle choice in your comic books. Gay adults do not need superheroes as role models. Your company is damaging impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light. As a Christian, I know that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible states this clearly in Romans 1:26-27. A comic book is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is extremely unnecessary. Please do the right thing and reverse your decision to have sexual orientation displayed to young readers. My decision to support your company and parent company depends on it. I look forward to hearing from you regarding my concern."

Lets organize our own group called One Million Moms Against One Million Moms.

That'll teach 'em.

(It probably won't, but it would be amazing)

No one ever listens to these ranters, and we doubt that is going to change anytime soon.

Ha!

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X-Men Set To Have Its First Gay Wedding!!!!!

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YAY!!!!! We love the folks at Marvel for this one!

X-Men has taken a huge leap in equality when their new series, Astonishing X-Men, has one mutant tying the knot with his boyfriend!

Super speedster Northstar will marry his boyfriend, Kyle, and the progressive marriage marks equality and love for all on two fronts, same-sex and interracial marriage.

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