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Remember That Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis & Jumped Off A Balcony? Yeah, He's Not Getting His Penis Back!

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Good news! The rapper involved with the group Northstar who cut off his own penis, and jumped off a balcony in an alleged failed suicide attempt is apparently in stable condition!

Slightly less than good news is that penis he chopped off? Yeah, it's not coming back.

The rapper affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan named Christ Bearer (real name Andre Johnson) will not get his Johnson back as the doctors at Cedars-Sinai were unable to reattach it.

This gives a whole new meaning to severance package!

Hey, we're just happy he's going to make it out okay.

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Feud Alert! Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Think Stephen Colbert Can Compete In The Late Night Arena!

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First Rush Limbaugh and now Bill O'Reilly?

Before getting selected as David Letterman's Late Show replacement, Stephen Colbert was called an "ideological fanatical" and a "deceiver" by Bill!

Whoa, that's a pretty wild accusation there, Bill!

Now, Bill has since calmed down his rhetoric and called Stephen an "interesting choice," but has doubted whether he can compete with

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#CancelColbert Activists Are Still Upset & Pissed That People Are Joking That They "Won!"

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Well, there is one cadre of people not happy Stephen Colbert's succession to The Late Show throne, and that's the #CancelColbert movement and its leaders!

Technically, The Colbert Show and the character of Stephen Colbert will be cancelled and retired respectively, as many were quick to jokingly point out, including Michael Ian Black on Twitter:


After vowing in a since deleted tweet to keep silent on the matter of Colbert's promotion, Suey Park and fellow activist Eunsong Kim had this to say in a Time Magazine op-ed:

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James Franco Isn't Nervous For His Broadway Debut! Is This Man Not Scared Of Anything…Except Maybe Hosting The Oscars Again?!

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James Franco has made some pretty frank admissions lately!

First he admits to creepily hitting on a 17-year-old via Instagram, and now he admits that he's a fearless treader of the boards!

Okay, well, these are two very different sort of admissions, but still!

In a recent interview, James made it clear that when the curtain goes up on Of Mice And Men on April 16th, he'll be more ready than ever:

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More Tragedy! Mickey Rooney's Estranged Wife & Stepson Not Allowed To Go To His Burial?!

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The details surrounding the funeral of Mickey Rooney just got even sadder.

We reported earlier how Mickey's estranged wife Jan caved on the issue against Mickey's lawyers on the place of his burial, opting to allow him to be buried in Hollywood Cemetery with other former celebs of yesteryear.

Jan wrote this statement on the subject:

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If You Don't Wanna Wait, We've Got The Truth About Those Katie Holmes & Jason Segel Dating Rumors Right HERE!

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Well, we guess Jason Segel isn't trying to be the next Dawson Leery!

There were some rumor rumblings around the internet that the How I Met Your Mother actor and Katie Holmes were a new, adorable couple!

This news, however, is totally FALSE!

Which is good, because if it were true then he really WOULD have turned into Dawson since he had ALSO just recently dated and broken up with Michelle Williams!

Katie's rep, Leslie Stone, came clean about the pair and cleared up all possible rumors surrounding the two.

She said:

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Whoa! The Mars Curiosity Rover Catches A Bright Light On The Surface Of Mars! Does This Mean … ALIENS?!?!

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OH! WHAT!?! This is so exciting!!

The Curiosity Rover, which likes to do it's own thing up there on the red planet, photographed a flash of blinding white light on the surface of Mars!

Which is SO COOL!

But, does this mean there's alien?!?! Have we FINALLY found proof of alien life?!

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