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Another Saturday Night Live Shakeup! Find Out The Next Player To Get Axed From The Cast HERE!

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Mike O'Brien? No, you're not taking him from us! 

In a sad bit of news, it was just announced that Studio 8H's resident goofball will no longer be a player in the cast of Saturday Night Live.

However, Mike will return to his writer duties and will be a scribe on the show once again! Phew!

Joining the cast is comedian Pete Davidson, and we're excited to see the talents this newcomer brings!

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One Of The People Joan Rivers Wanted To Perform At Her Funeral Won't Be Able To Make It!

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Looks like the outrageous funeral Joan Rivers had planned for won't come to fruition just as she had outlined.

In addition to a Meryl Streep crying in five different accents at her funeral, Joan wanted Bobby Vinton to pick up her head and sing Mr. Lonely instead of a normal eulogy.

Unfortunately, Bobby, a friend of Joan's, is getting over pneumonia and he won't be able to croon his hit, but he'll try to make up for it, maybe with a video message, according to his rep!

Well, we hope Meryl makes an appearance at the funeral this Sunday. Joan deserves to be sent off exactly the way she wanted!

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Man Calls 911 To Gripe About A Stripper Who Wouldn't Swing On His Pole!

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Was there an amendment added to the Constitution that made it mandatory for strippers to have sex with you? Did we somehow miss that political development?

We didn't? Yeah, that makes sense.

A man who probably has never read any law ever allegedly called 911 to voice his outrage over a stripper who wouldn't have sex with him!

The nerve! The gall!

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Jennifer Garner Is NOT Pregnant After All! Sorry World, You're Not Getting Baby Number Four!

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We reported earlier how Jennifer Garner was rumored to be pregnant after some recent photos emerged that suggest she might be getting ready to have baby number four!

Well, you can call off the celebrations, because she is in fact NOT pregnant.

According to Jennifer's rep, the actress is not expecting!

Oh well! False alarm! Everyone can stop imagining what another perfect child that she and Ben Affleck would produce might look like!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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TSA Agent Interrogated A Man For Not Having His Passport Because He Was From The District of Columbia!

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Oh you're from the District of Columbia, huh? So, you must be some sort of drug lord, eh? EH?

As most of us who have seen a map of the United States before, our fair country is made up of 50 states and the District of Columbia, our nation's capitol.

Channel 9's Justin Gray was traveling from Orlando to D.C. when he was stopped by a TSA agent who said his D.C. driver's license wasn't valid identification.

Sorry, Washington D.C.! Even if you live in the White House, this TSA agent ain't buying it!

After it became clear that the TSA agent had no clue where the District of Columbia was, he then asked Justin for his passport because he didn't recognize the license.

Of course, because the foreign District of Columbia requires a passport into America!

In a following convo, Justin became aware of the agent's ignorance of what the District of Columbia is, and then Justin told a supervisor after passing though security.

Meanwhile, afterwards a TSA spokesperson contacted him mere minutes after Justin tweeted about the problem to confirm, yes, in fact, a District of Columbia license is an acceptable form of identification:

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That Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis But Then Had It Miraculously Reattached? Yeah, It Didn't Quite Work Out Like That!

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This ongoing story just makes us cringe.

Remember that rapper who cut off his penis and then jumped off a building? Do you also remember how he miraculously survived and doctors were able to reattach it?

Well, turns out that the Wu Tang affiliated rapper Christ Bearer wasn't as lucky as we thought. Doctors were not able to put Humpty Dumpty back together so to speak. His penis? Not reattached and not repaired.

Here's what Christ Bearer had to say in a recent interview:

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Justin Bieber Is The Mozart Of Our Generation! And Here’s The Proof!

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justin bieber headphones not plugged inJustin Bieber outdoes himself again on social media.

Bizzle posted a photo of him hard at "work" on his music on Instagram along with this caption:

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