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Get A Twisted Taste Of American Horror Story: Asylum In New Promo! Watch HERE!

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Yeesh! That looks like one tough pill to have to swallow!

But what else can we expect from American Horror Story?!

Ryan Murphy and company can make even the most MUNDANE activities into bizarre, terrifying imagery!

And the latest promo, teasing the October 17th premiere of the second season of the series, Asylum, is no different than the others!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Well…if there's a silver lining, it's that we didn't see any nightmarish nuns this time around!

But something tells us on this show, the doctors are going to be just as icky!

Now excuse us while we go shiver ourselves to sleep with our head firmly hidden under the covers!

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America Horror Story's Flower Power New Promo!

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Nooo don't draw us in with a sweet, delicate rose, Ryan Murphy!! Such a pure, innocent item and it's just tainted by your horrific artistry!!

We've now been introduced to multiple, creeptastic aspects of American Horror Story's insanity-based second coming Asylum - a nun attending to something in the woods, some more nun-type beings skulking about, a milky hyrdobath…

But what's this? A simple rose? Why, there's nothing nefarious about the most beautiful of flowers, RIGHT?!

Ha! Take a peek, if you dare (above)!

Is it September yet?! Send us to that Asylum RIGHT NOW!

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American Horror Story's Milky White Promo!! Watch Here!!

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Thank Glod Ryan Murphy for releasing so many bone-chilling American Horror Story: Asylum sneaky peeks!

First we were introduced to a bloody-bucket carrying nun, and THEN we witnessed the black and white godly matrons of AHS' new world, and NOW… well, just dive into the hydrobath (above) to find out!!

Could that be Adam Levine splish-splashing around in those milky white waters? Or perhaps a sexually starved Chloe sevigny?! Eeee we'd hate to be submerged in such a suffocating device!

So excited… and SO SCARED for the critically acclaimed horror anthology's second season!

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The Nightmare CONTINUES In Second American Horror Story: Asylum Promo! Watch HERE!

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Okay…we knew this show was twisted, but this is SERIOUSLY giving us the heebie jeebies!

A second teaser has been released for the upcoming second season of American Horror Story, titled Asylum, and if you thought the first one was a taste of the nightmarish and surreal, then we suggest you DO NOT click the play button (above)!

Unless, of course, you get off on that shiz like we do!

Then GO RIGHT AHEAD!

We'd say LOLz, but frankly, we're way too freaked out by the nuns from hell and that bizarre blue coat!

Ugh! And we thought the Rubber Man was FREAKY!

How about U?! Who else is terrified and excited for American Horror Story: Asylum?

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Nuns Sell Rare Baseball Card For $262,000

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Nuns Sell Rare Baseball Card For 262000

OMG this is crazy!

A group of Baltimore-based nuns of Notre Dame put a rare Honus Wagner baseball card (which was produced between 1909 and 1911 and is one of 60 still surviving) up for auction after inheriting it from a deceased nun.

Sister Virginia Muller, who was entrusted with the card, promises that the money will go to the order’s ministries in more than 30 countries around the world.

What a fantastic story!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Harold & Kumar To Return In 3D With Showering Nuns!

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We could fill an entire White Castle crave case with all the updates on A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D, which is now officially slated for release in Christmas 2011!

A very exciting piece of news is that this Harold & Kumar movie will be filmed in 3D, and not converted in post, like Clash of the should have been 2D Titans

Comedian/actor Thomas Lennon, who will play Harold & Kumar’s uptight white friend in the movie, had even more fun news:

“There’s a tremendous amount of pot in the movie and a lot of nudity.”

Lennon also mentioned that they had shot a scene with nude showering nuns. Sounds like a great time to us!

The most important piece of news remains the fact that NPH will return. For those of you who had the privilege of watching the scene in Harold and Kumar 2, where Neil trips on mushrooms while Rob Corddry praises him for his role in Starship Troopers, you know he’s incredible!

Are U pumped to see Neil Patrick Harris in 3D?

[Image via WENN.]

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Nuns Gone Wild!

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Wow! Who would have ever guessed???

Two Ugandan nuns were arrested this week for growing marijuana at their convent. Sisters Nanteza and Rita used an entire acre of the convent's grounds to grow the weed and police immediately went to inspect the situation after a anonymous tip-off.

But the cops got more than they bargained for as Sister Nanteza allegedly attacked the officers for entering the convent without permission. When she was taken in by the police, she told them: "You bypassed us without saying anything. What if you got a problem here, whose fault would it be?"

She and Sister Rita then told officials that the grass was used for the farm animals, not for sale.

Wait, the animals get stoned?! Riiiiight.

No official charges have been made yet, but we wonder if the whole convent is going to get drug-tested now!

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