Why do people insist on dressing Adam Levine?
Don't they realize he looks best with his clothes OFF?! Ha!
And even though it very pointedly says "Not For Girls" on the top of Nylon Guys magazine, we'd like to remind them that some of us BOYS appreciate a scantily-clad hunk very much, so please style your next cover star accordingly.
The seksi The Voice coach covers the May issue of the mag in olive green pants and white tee, which at least gives us a good view of his HAWT sleeve tats.
But we're still disappointed in you Nylon editors — you had a perfect opportunity and you BLEW IT!
[Image via Nylon Guys]