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Movie Theater Plays Sex Scene Instead Of Disney's Frozen!

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Who's the projectionist at this movie theater? Tyler Durden?!

A movie theater in Pinellas Park, Florida was shocked and horrified when a roughly two minute long sex scene came on the screen (ew, not that way), instead of Disney's Frozen.

Already experiencing delays with the film, the theater decided to play an animated short while the audience waited, but according to one grandparent there with her grandchildren, something far more sexual went up (ew, not that way):

"They put in the filler, it looked like Steamboat Willie, the old Mickey Mouse cartoon, and then all of a sudden it goes into this other scene. It seemed like forever when you're trying to, you know, cover a little guy's eyes. I didn't have enough hands to cover his ears too and he got the sound down real good. You're talking, what, a PG-rated movie to all of a sudden have an R-rated scene up there for little children? My concern is that there should be safeguards in place so that this doesn't happen again."

The cinema offered free tickets in compensation, but we wonder if they can adequately refund the lost innocence of hundreds of kids wanting to see a fuh-reaking cartoon!!!

They wanted 3D graphics, not graphic triple Ds!

A spokesperson over at Regal Cinemas said that their staff is working s this never happens again. Although it's unsure what scene played instead, it has been suggested that it was the extended trailer for Nymphomaniac.

Looks like parents had a lot of unnecessary explaining to do on the ride home.

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Shia LaBeouf Gets It On FOR REALZ In NSFW Nymphomaniac Teaser! Watch The YouTube-Banned Clip HERE!

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WOW! This isn't a movie teaser! It's a film floozy!

We told you Shia LaBeouf got down and dirty in the upcoming Nymphomaniac! Butt so far all we've gotten is a sneak peek!

Not this time! Shia for realz takes costar Stacy Martin to Poundtown in the newest clip from the film, Chapter 5: The Little Organ School!

(We hope not THAT little an organ! LOLz!)

Viewers be warned- this preview is super duper NSFW! In fact, the clip is so racy, it was yanked from YouTube almost immediately for violating their content policy!

Ch-ch-check out the steamy scene totally uncensored …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Shia LaBeouf Tweets SexXxy Naked Photo! Check Out His Man Region HERE!!!

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Remember that time Shia LaBeouf went full frontal in Sigur Ros' video????

Well looks like the star's peen has surfaced again!

Shia took to his Twitter to tweet a pretty NSFW picture in anticipation of his upcoming film, Charlie Countryman, also starring Evan Rachel Wood.

The star sure has been getting naked a lot lately! What with his other film Nymphomaniac being all about sex and Shia revealing this racy pic it makes us wonder what his girlfriend Mia Goth thinks of all the nudity!!

Check out the NSFW pic… AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Shia LaBeouf & Uma Thurman Are Sexy Nekkid Nymphomaniacs! See The Orgasmic Pics HERE!

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Cover your eyes, kiddies, because these pics truly put the "O" in OMG, LOLz!!

Shia LaBeouf, Uma Thurman, and a bittersweet cacophony of the world's hawtest celebz stripped down to their birthday suits for these new Nymphomaniac promo pictures, and we think you'll find them totally tantalizing!

We've shown you a slew of seXXXY examples proving that Lars Von Trier's upcoming movie will make you want to cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn box, but these are the most enticing images yet!!

Shia already admitted that there is real sex shown on camera in the movies, so we're pretty much forced to believe this is really all what all of these celebs o-faces look like!! YUMMY!

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Shia LaBeouf Runs Some Manly Errands With Mia Goth!!

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Looks like things are getting VERY serious for these two nymphomaniacs!

While most celebs would enlist a trusty personal assistant to do their heavy-lifting chores, Shia LaBeouf and GF Mia Goth were spotted getting dirty in Tarzana, California over the weekend picking up supplies such as ice, plants, and gardening supplies to make their house a home.

Shia is so down-to-earth, it seems like he rolled around in it. LOLz!

But really, who knew carrying ice could look so hot??!

Good for you, Mia! Good for you!!!!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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