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Life Is Cruel: Jersey Shore's Angelina Releasing Single On iTunes!

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Ugh.

Can't she just crawl back into whatever Staten Island dump where she came from?

Jersey Shore's #1 slam pig, Angelina, announced today via Twitter that she's somehow managed to extend her intolerable 15 minutes of fame into some sort of HOrrific recording deal, and will have a single coming out next month!

BARF!

She writes:

Breaking News: My first single "I'm Hot" will drops next month on Itunes!!!! I'm so EXCITED!!!! #TeamAngelina

Yes, you and you alone are excited, bb!

Although, if you want to have a more appropriate, true to life song title, how about you switch it to I'm Getting My Ass Kicked By Snooki This Week On Jersey Shore, or maybe just simply I Have a Pancake Ass!

Yes! Those work MUCH better!

LOLs!

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Ashton And Demi Continue The PDA To Prove That They're In Love!

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Well, this is just getting sad.

Amidst the most likely true affair allegations brought against Ashton Kutcher, he and Demi Moore and are STILL attempting to the prove to the world how in love they are - by acting completely desperate out in public!

A source spotted the couple out on the town together last night, and reveals:

“At one point, Demi seemed very comfortable and sat on Ashton’s lap. Then she leaned back and was laying down all the way across his knees. She was not shy at all about being affectionate and didn’t seem to care about people watching. It looked like she wanted to show everyone that they are very much together.”

Ugh, ENOUGH!

BARF!

The more these two pull this pathetic shiz, the more we believe the rumors!

In fact, why don't you guys prove how much you love each other by releasing a sex tape! Then we'll DEFINITELY know that Ashton's not a cheater!

Bwa ha ha ha!

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The Simpleton DID Drop Ken Paves For New Man!

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We totally thought that this was why!

Despite reports suggesting otherwise, sources are now claiming that Ken Paves and The Simpleton's friendship is currently on the outs because she IS one of those obnoxious girls who drops her friends the minute she has a man!

A source explains:

"Ken is sick of her cycle of dumping friends when she's with a guy …… She doesn't care about the world, only herself, All she talks about is men, love and sex."

Lame!

Whatevs, though!

He'll dump her ass, as they always do, and when she goes crying back to Ken, we hope he gives her a piece of his mind!

Be an ADULT, bb, and learn how to balance ALL of your relationships. You're only hurting yourself in the long run!

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Dan Humphrey Defends Little J's Idiocy!

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We tend to agree with you on this one, Dan Humphrey!

But it doesn't mean the little twit gets a free pass!

Penn Badgley has come to the defense of his Gossip Girl co-star Taylor Momsen and her obnoxious 'too cool for school look at me I'm so edgy' behavior, and maintains that she's just acting like any other dumbass 17 year old!

He explains:

“First of all, it’s not true [that Taylor doesn't hang out with the rest of the cast]. [My girlfriend Blake Lively] and I saw her the night she did Letterman, and we hung out with her in her hotel room. It was a very calm night – she wasn’t crazy partying or anything like that. Taylor’s a teenager, and teenagers go through what they’re going to go through. It just so happens that she’s in the eye of the press, and I think that’s unfortunate, because everyone should be allowed to make their mistakes. I think it’s like, she’s 17. Give her time. She’s a really sweet girl, very smart, very talented. She’s just growing up. I saw her perform a year ago, but I haven’t seen her recently. She had a great presence [back then] and I think she’s very talented. She loves music, and as long as she’s doing what she loves, that’s something I respect.”

Well said! We certainly admit that she's talented!

And if she wants to act like she's so 'mature' and weathered by the world, do it behind closed doors!

Shouldn't her parents or PR people be telling her how embarrassed the world is for her when she opens her mouth these days?!

Eh! We suppose everyone goes through it! Too bad she's going to have this entire phase of her life documented, so she will constantly have to look back and CRINGE at all the dumbass shiz she said and did!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

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Tim Gunn Slams Taylor Momsen, Calls Her "Pathetic!"

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Taylor Momsen should be absolutely ashamed of herself!

The self-righteous little twerp must have been truly awful to piss off even Tim Gunn, who took time out of fashion week to UNLEASH on the Gossip Girl actress and her behavior during his guest-starring stint on an upcoming episode.

He claims:

"What a diva! She was pathetic, she couldn't remember her lines, and she didn't even have that many. I thought to myself 'why are we all being held hostage by this brat?' I'd say, 'You know young lady, there are hundreds of thousands of girls who are just as attractive and even smarter than you. Why are you acting like this show is a huge burden on you?' She was on her phone during every break, I wanted to tell her, 'If you weren't on your BlackBerry, you can retain this stuff.' I learned from teaching to stick with the topic, I don't get involved in character appraisals. I'd just ask her 'do you want to share with me why you're always on your phone?' At one point the director leaned in and whispered to me, 'this is day in, day out, my life.' She annoyed the entire crew."

Gunn went on to say that the rest of the cast was lovely, and she was the only problem on the set!

Hmm…very telling!

It makes us sick that this girl thinks that this holier-than-thou, 'my life is such a burden' attitude has to negatively effect so many other people! Especially when her older, much more high-profile (and for the most part, much more talented) cast mates can do their jobs professionally!

We think it's time that someone had a reality check!

AKA fire her boney, poser ass! Nobody likes her OR her character, anyway!

Thoughts??

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