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Only In Florida! Man Allegedly Shoots At Guy Who Cuts Him Off With His Car!

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Oh, Florida…you never cease to amaze us!

Usually when someone cuts you off, you hit the horn, not pull a trigger.

An 83-year-old man named Mario Perez-Tano allegedly got so pissed off at driver that cut him off that he shot off two rounds at the motorist, Miguel Garcia!

First off, what's an 83-year old doing behind the wheel?

What's even crazier is that apparently one of those bullets hit a tire, and the other went through the passenger window!

Now Mario's being charged with attempted murder.

How can anyone think that shooting someone is the appropriate response to the mild inconvenience of getting cut off?

Mario was brought into custody by the Miami Police Department!

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The Harry Potter Twilight Dance Off To End All Dance Offs! Watch The Battle Of Your Fantasies HERE!

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You might argue with you friends from now until the New Moon whether Harry Potter or Twilight is the better fantasy series!

However, there can only be one dance victor!

Thankfully, there's dance battle you can watch that will satisfy both Twihards and Muggles alike! Who will win? Twilight or Harry Potter?

Ch-ch-check out the dance battle…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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CBS Isn't Set On Picking Up The How I Met Your Mother Spin-Off! But It Could Turn Up Elsewhere!

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We're not sure if we'll ever know how anyone met their dad!

CBS has until Wednesday to pick up How I Met Your Dad or the rights go back to producer 20th Century Fox TV, which reportedly has plans to shop it elsewhere!

Apparently CBS and 20th Century Fox TV haven't been talking the last few days (just like Beyoncé and Solange) ever since CBS decided not to pick up the show in its first group of series.

CLICK HERE to see the full list of cancelled shows! Warning: it's a lot.

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The Simpsons Is Going Game Of Thrones And Killing Off A Character! Read All About The Future Yellow Wedding HERE!

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Although we don't expect Homer Simpson to ask, "where…are…my…donuts?" anytime during this episode, The Simpsons is totally invoking Game of Thrones, and will be killing off a character in the fall's Season 26 premiere.

Hey, Valar Morghulis, right?

This news is confirmed by executive producers Al Jean and Matt Selman.

Al had this to say on the the episode entitled The Yellow Wedding, which he says will be an even bigger deal than the most recent death on GoT:

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Hugh Jackman Nearly Sliced Off His Peen With His Wolverine Claws? Wait, Can That Regenerate?!

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Whoa, we're so glad this non-Adamantium related surgical procedure never happened!

Hugh Jackman nearly lost his iconic Wolverine phallic object, and we don't mean his trademark cigar!

In a recent interview, Hugh talked about the scary experience, which involved him being oh so very naked, and trying to cover up…with his Wolverine claws:

"There was a very intense first scene and I insisted on a closed set. I ran round the corner and all the female members of the crew were gathered there. I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh - it was just the inner thigh thankfully. The metal claws had to go - you can't have bits and pieces flying off."

Would you look at that? He tried to be decent and he ends up slicing his inner thigh? Thanks Universe.

Then again, we'd totally love a slice of thigh, or higher!

We're just glad that his blade and his peen never had a duel.

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Rapper Cuts Off His D**k And Jumps Off His Balcony! For Real! Gruesome Details HERE!

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This is so scary! And makes it hard for us to sit down still!

Allegedly, a rapper associated with Wu-Tang Clan by the name Christ Bearer (real name Andre Johnson) was taken to the hospital early this morning after cutting off his own penis and jumping off a balcony in what appears to be a failed suicide attempt.

Other members (ew, not that kind of member) of his rap group Northstar were hanging out on the balcony of an apartment some of them live in when he abruptly cut his junk off and threw himself from the balcony.

Apparently, when they got downstairs, he was running around screaming incoherently. Who wouldn't after slicing off their own D?!?

It's unknown whether doctors are currently trying to reattach his penis right now. We can't imagine the pain he must be in!

We hope they can fix his wound, and that he gets better. Just infinite ouches.

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Hilary Duff Calls Off Her Divorce Plans With Husband Mike Comrie?! Read About How Their Valentine's Vacay May Have Saved Their Marriage!

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Folks, looks like we've cleared that rough patch! Looks like it's just smooth sailing again!

Apparently, Hilary Duff has decided to give another try at her marriage with husband Mike Comrie.

According to an insider, Hilary and Mike's recent Valentine's Day trip down to the Bahamas, which certainly turned our heads, was a lot more romantic than we could have possibly imagined:

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