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That Wedding You Want To Skip? Now You Can Send A Robot To Do Your Congratulating, Dancing, & Drinking!

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Now we have an answer for how you'll survive attending that wedding where your ex will also be in attendance!

The robot apocalypse as foretold in The Terminator films may be a lot more adorable than we could have possibly imagined!

That's right, apparently there are now robots that can officiate your marriage, bare your rings, and even livestream the ceremony!

No word yet on whether or not these bots will stop the ceremony at some point and drone "ERROR! ERROR! WHAT IS LOVE? INVALID VARIABLE! MUST KILL ALL!"

Using an app, guests who couldn't make the wedding can now operate these robots remotely. They can talk with other guests, dance, and even order a drink!

Because nothing is more enjoyable than having a robot pour alcohol on itself in place of actually attending your friend's wedding!

Also, what if it at some point the robot develops a relationship with the groom ala the movie Her? Also, is there some place we can sign up to be a surrogate?

Well, looks like you finally won Skynet! Guess we'll have to wait for Neo to free us from the machines! That all happens in one movie right?

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All That's Lori Beth Denberg Will Officiate Your Wedding!

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This is Vital Information, if we've ever heard it!

Are you still single? Well, get on that ASAP!

It's official, the legend of All That, Lori Beth Denberg, will help you tie the knot as an ordained minister, according to her website.

That's right! This funny lady can help you put a ring on it, gurl!

In Lori's own words, she provides an all inclusive service that mixes comedy with love (the best recipe). Here's what she writes:

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Conan Will Be Officiating A Gay Marriage On The Anniversary Of His Show!

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All the more reason to be OBSESSED with Conan O'Brien!

For his one-year anniversary as host of the TBS late-night show Conan, the ginge comedian will be filming at New York's Beacon Theater, as well as officiating an on-air, 100% legal wedding between a longtime staffer and his same-sex partner!

And according to sources on the show,

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P!nk To Marry A Gay Couple In Her New Music Video!

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This sounds amazeballs!

How exciting!

P!nk is reportedly set to begin shooting a music video for a song called "Raise Your Glass" - which we imagine will be a new single to coincide with the release of her Greatest Hits compilation, and according to some casting sides, the clip will feature the singer marrying a gay couple!

The description reads:

REAL GAY COUPLE Lead Male or Female / 18 to 30 / All Ethnicities Seeking real gay couples. Pink is going to be marrying you!

So faboosh!

We imagine that this music video will be just as colorful and fun as her others!

What do U think?? Would U like P!nk to marry you in her music video?!

[Image via WENN.]

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German Man Marries His Cat.

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WTF??

There are some effing weird people in this world…

A German man was apparently so devastated when his asthmatic cat, Cecilia, fell terminally ill that he paid someone to officiate a fake marriage so the two could be husband and wife!

The groom, Uwe Mitzscherlich, says:

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed."

Living in SIN without a marriage license?! How HOrrific!

LOLz!

We SUPPOSE this is a sweet sentiment, but we think the pussy would have been just fine with some catnip and a couch to claw!

Thoughts??

[Image via Olaf Rentsch.]

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