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This sounds lovely!

It's extremely unfortunate that he wouldn't give her permission to perform it!

Check out (below) a clip of Susan Boyle singing Lou Reed's Perfect Day, which she was also set to perform on America's Got Talent - before the old fart nixed the plans!

Lame!

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Tags: americas got talent, clip, cover, lame, lou reed, old fart, perfect day, sad face, subo, unfortunate

We have a sneaking suspicion that this is going to lead to a whole lot of plastic surgery!

We can't wait!!

Now that she's hit the big 3-0, The Simpleton is apparently noticing the first signs of old age, and took to her Twitter to inform the world of her findings!

She writes:

It is official- I'm 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!

Despair!

Time to botox that right off! No need to let nature take its course - at least not while you're still unwed!

LOLs!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Tags: 30, alone, botox, desperate, husband, old fart, plastic surgery, silly, the simpleton, wrinkle

Not cool, Anthony Hopkins! Just because you played freaky ass Hannibal Lector doesn't mean you run the show!!

Apparently there's some serious dramz going down on the set of the movie Thor because the Hop doesn't think his inexperienced co-star Chris Hemsworth, who plays the title character, cuts it as an actor!

A source says:

"Anthony has not tried to hide his disapproval of Chris' acting skills. Chris is definitely the least-experienced actor on set, but he's trying. He respects Anthony a great deal, and it looks like he's trying to grin and bear all of his criticism. Anthony keeps complaining that they're shooting too many scenes inside the L.A. studio and not enough on location. Everyone is cranky and frustrated that it's taking so long. But it's a very high-tech movie, and it just takes time to get things right. He isn't used to this kind of work, and his pessimism is really starting to wear everyone down."

Puh-LEASE. Didn't he have to do all that weird CGI shiz for Beowulf?

Sounds to us like he's just acting like an old fart!! It's not like he signed up for a serious, character driven think piece!

The movie is called Thor! Act like an adult!

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Tags: anthony hopkins, beowulf, cgi, chris hemsworth, complaints, hannibal lector, old fart, thor