And now, another heartwarming tale from the single mom ballet!
Tara Mishra is just like any stripper, except completely different because…
(1) She saved over a million buckaroonies by twerking it on the pole — imagine how many patrons she had to satisfy to earn THAT!
(2) Nebraska police confiscated her $1,074,000, all bundled in hair ties, when they found it during a routine traffic stop and decided it was drug money!
The cops thoroughly investigated Tara, the car, money, and the folks driving — her business partners were driving the cash back east to buy a NJ nightclub — but found nothing dirty about the cash at all… unless you count the residue from the strip club patrons!
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